|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:38 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:19 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:27 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:29 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:48 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Eloquent Conversationalist
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:16 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:31 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:36 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:05 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:30 pm
|
|
|
|
Story time.
I walked outside my door to get my laundry. Most people don't do their laundry at 9-10 PM, but hey, I'm a pioneer. The moment I step outside and lock my door, a guy walking by strikes up a conversation. And by "strikes up a conversation" I mean I can smell a distinct mix of cigarette smoke and cheap alcohol on his breath. He asks me if I've seen anyone at the pool, the one that's a floor below me and directly outside my door. I tell him no.
He briefly pantomimes that you could totally jump over the railing to the pool, and I briefly imagine how I'm going to explain to medical response and the police and my landlady what the hell happened. He keeps repeating the same few things - that he hates the apartments, that he's going to have "big guys" help "that girl" move, and that all of them are going to jump into the pool in four days, from directly outside my door. That is to say, from the second story of the building, over the railing, into the 8-foot deep part.
He mentions they'll "get hurt, but whatever." I smile and nod, as he basically repeats all this two more times, at one point waving his arms wildly and smashing his cigarette against the wall next to me, which he then apologizes for.
He invited me to their impromptu pool party, and I declined, at which point he turned and walked off cursing a bit more about the apartment.
This has been a weird day.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:43 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:51 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:14 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 12:05 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|