OOC - NO U

[The Thunder Tyrant]

I read a synopsis + excerpts of the last book, with the vampire baby and all.

Easily the worst single piece of fiction I have ever read.  

[Unchecked Twitch]

Does the baby sparkle?  

[Designated Hero]

Wait.

How do the undead procreate?  

[Lucind Varhetel]

So much that Bella and Edward lose their sight right after the birth.  

[Designated Hero]

Lucind Varhetel

So much that Bella and Edward lose their sight right after the birth.

When I own a practice I will discriminate against vampires and angsty teenagers.  

[Fengrading]

I have an ebook copy of the first book if you'd like.  

[Designated Hero]

Send it to me so I can delete it out of spite.  

[Unchecked Twitch]

I actually want to....

-pause to think-

...watch the movie. I mean, how much difference is there between the movie and book? I know the book's always better, but I don't read casually too much, and I don't want to start reading just to stop. If the movie is relatively passable as it comes to plot points and character, I'll watch that and save my e-booking for... the Kama Sutra or something.  

[Fengrading]

I have several other good ebooks, if you'd like.  

[Unchecked Twitch]

I'll keep it in mind, when I start fiending for a[n e]book to read.  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

ninja  

[ragingtofu]

Pah.

Love. Such a silly thing.  

[Dragosani Kain]

*Walks in to see what's been happenin' in Levi*

Hunh.

*RECEDES*  

[ragingtofu]

 

[Fengrading]