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Sixteen drunken hobo's line up in front of your house to inform you that you have just lost everything you own and all your money and family due to a crazy knife fighting accident. After telling you this one of the hobos mentions a lottery ticket he found that had all the winning numbers. You are one of 17 hobo's fighting to survive. Entertained?

I wish I could alter the internet using only my brainwaves.

STABSPLOSION!!!!
I corrupt this wish, and you spend so much time trying to come up with your next wish that you blow it up. And since it is in your mind you compleately check out mentaly.

I wish I had super powers!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT~~~!
You find a nice plate of delicious looking chocolates and a delicately pressed daisy sitting dead in the center of a four lane road. You carefully search to the left of the street, And no cars are come down the street so it must be safe. You look to your right, and no cars are coming. You slowly and carefully make your way to the chocolates, just imagining how delicious they must be. One step and another step and then three towards the daisy, I bet it smells nice. You are no more than reaching distance from the chocolates when SUDDENLY you hear the sound of a car horn blaring not thirty feet to your right, you know it could only have come from a bus and or large truck. Your heart races and you break out in a cold sweat. You panic and retreat back to your original starting place. When you finally regain composure you see a semi engaged in a slow speed chase down the road, racing a small child on a tricycle. They both head strait toward your chocolate and daisy. You know you have to save them! You run towards the chocolates and daisy. You barely scoop them up before the truck scoots by. Jubilations! But unfortunately your watch begins to beep! OH NOES! Your late for your how to cookpizzaandlardtogetherwithoutruiningeitherofthetwo seminar! You dash towards the library where the event is being held. I'll enjoy these chocolates and daisy later you think to yourself. The weather disagrees. You begin to feel small things hitting you in the head, they soon get bigger and bigger and more painful and more painful. Its watermelon sized hail! You duck and dodge but there is too much! You have to find shelter or die! You manage to enter a random home just as a piece of hail crashes into the door, rendering it un-openable. You wander threw the home in hopes of finding the owner and using a phone. However you discover a hacked up and bloodied torso! You panic again running headlong into a large man with two butcher knives. "may I use your phone s-sir?" you ask hoping against hope that he will not kill you. "Why sure" he says. You call laura and she gives you a ride back to your home where you finally can sit and relax. At last I can enjoy these chocolates. You bring the first luscious chocolate piece too your lips. You can't wait to try it. But it explodes because its a special blend of nougat and pipe bomb. OH GOD, your face is missing its lower jaw! You run to the kitchen attempting to find a way to re attach your jaw, but OH NOES you didn't let go of the daisy, which sprays you with a form of spore which eats away at your skin! You fall too the floor as you dissolve into a chocolaty jaw less nothing.
Also the chocolate had like a billion calories.

I wish the laws of physics were more like guidelines.