The Mysterious Barton Vending Machine

[Link Shirou]

((kewl I can make an army rofl )

and you got some bloopers xd

::inserts coin::  

[Alienor Kaze]

[Watches all the bloopers and busts a seam while laughing so hard]

You get a clingy girlfriend.

[Inserts coins]  

[Dweezal]

You get....a turducken! made with McNuggets! and cooked in the finest lard!
(Inspired by "I'm Dreaming of White Trash Christmas" xd )

*inserts coin*  

[kglguy]

You get a homeless guy preaching about the end of the world.

*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

You get a man-eating alien that becomes automatically infatuated with in upon your meeting.

[Inserts coin]  

[kglguy]

You get a pair of pink 80's style roller skates.



*Inserts self to get away from the alien*