GIMME YOUR DAMN ATTENTION

[The Anon Assassin]

See my excuse...while still being completely assholeish...is still sort of awesome.

So my bro Justin stops by and since I haven't seen him in nearly a year the two of us decide to party it up. Unfortunately somewhere along the line of the partying...the point after which it all sort of gets a little hazy. I agreed to go on a trip.

Justin, never one to wait, literally packed me up and dragged my drunken a** off to the airport. And it wasn't until we were on the plane that I sobered up and figured out what the hell was going on. So...for the most part I've been off in Europe partying with my best bro...mostly living the vagabond life. Uh...more details later? sweatdrop

 

[Kain M ShZual]

I heard about that incident; how'd Megan feel about it all? I ask already knowing the answer...

That aside: Forgot what I was gonna say. Gonna fix my sunburn I got from being in the sun for FIVE MINUTES in 60* weather (cancer turns you into a vampire; it's cool) and drink my coffee.  

[The Anon Assassin]

Dude you should see the bruise I've got on my back from where she ambushed me in the middle of the night when I got back. Dude...NEVER...and I mean NEVER...tick off a girl with a thing for collecting weaponry. Nearly broke a rib with that damn bokuto of her's.


I'm just lucky she didn't decide to use me for 'rapier' practice. She's been itchin' to use it ever since she got it a week ago too.

Currently I'm working off my debt by paying for HBO and Showtime for her. That and I don't get to complain about having to sleep with two feral kittens. (even if they do stink up my room and attack me in my sleep).

stare  

[Kain M ShZual]

Several katanas, two with blades longer then myself (I'm 6'2''), a set of katana/wakazashi/tanto, glaive, naginata, tonfa, rapier, broadsword, greatsword, bow and arrow (compact bow), several guns...all things I'm proficient with but will never use again. Once upon a time I thought I doomed myself and Brandi in the process and thus slit my wrist, and thus I'll never touch a weapon again. This was...a couple years ago? It was my long disappearance; nothing like escaping a psych ward.

Oh, if anyone EVER brings up that incident, do so in a PM. Brandi, keep your mouth shut about it. I've been meaning to tell people, though I don't need it to turn into a discussion. Think of me what you will; couldn't care less for what I did in my past.

That said: I'm MORE then merely proficient with my fists and would love to show you, Piko. Sadly, the economy prevents just desserts...but it sounds like she has it under control!

But never piss her off like that again...