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Chonny Vanguard Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:01 pm
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:30 am
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HahaXD Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome I don't necessarily have to be here for this I'm gonna keep the headphones though
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Mother ******** I'm awesome No your not dude don't lie I'm awesome I'm driving round in my moms ride I'm awesome A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online Mother ******** I'm awesome I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome There's no voice mail nobody called I'm awesome I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low(low) even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go) Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle and lyrically i'm not the best physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest oh yes the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult uh huh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits plus my whole home aroma is cat piss every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it.
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I'm awesome the swagger of a cripple check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and i can't ski smoke weed but i can't roll blunts might be with my wifey my necks not icy eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey uh and my unibrow is plucked just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks shes like "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heinekens? You skinny p***k, go get a gym membership and vitamins" I'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from you, dad, and Aunt Steve my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet and the hair on my a** it is Jumanji Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift. Can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done s**t bank account red body ungroomed the good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
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further more I'm cornier than ethynol cheesier than provolone I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home with a ego the size of Tim Duncan even though I got s**t for brains like a Blumpkin I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls because i spent a decade filling Optimos and I'm not even the bomb in maine on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain
now put your hands up if you have nightmares if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here if you got dandruff if you drink light beer
I'm out of breath but I'm awesome no your not dude don't lie I'm awesome I'm driving round in my moms ride I'm awesome a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online Mother ******** I'm awesome I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome no voicemail nobody called I'm awesome i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome
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naruto themed sexting Captain
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