embarising crossdressing storys=D

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Mana

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heh heh.... I don't have embarassing stories... I have humorous quips.... This sort of thing does set up for alot of those.


Anna Lee... that must have been freaky....Though it is something that you will always tell friend and family and have a good bit of fun with....

Oh, public is great... its very nice to go out.... I went to the zoo last week, managed to turn a few heads but passed for the most part...  

[Tungska Butterfly]

Thought like bringing this thing back to life!

So, a while ago I was at a gig, to see some guys from college play. And I had to go outside to smoke, so whilst I was out there, this guy came up to me, and it turns out I knew him like 4 or 5 years ago. I met him at this big bible camp. But he knew my friend Emma, the one from the pics thread ... and saw those pics. I asked him how he still recognised me and he was like "Oh, Emma showed me pics the other week, the ones where you were ..... eek ". YES! Pissing off Christians is my idea of a good day out!

One, I had shaved my tummy, so I could wear midriff bearing tops, and my sister was poking me. It was just something stupid we did, we'd poke each other. And then one day my t-shirt came up and she was like "duuuuuuuuuude! Why is your tummy no longer hairy?". I told her I wanted to see what it was like/it was annoying me ... sweatdrop  

[connor_malone]

Sorry it's been so long everyone. I just haven't been able to get my femme side active for a while in the testosterone pit that was called the Hooters kitchen. Now I'm free of that and that side of me is trying to come back with a vengence. Unfortunately I now have no clothes to go out in... *small teardrop*

But anyway on to the purpose of this post. I did go out one time and one time only. And SERIOUSLY almost got caught. (I'm not that open about it.)
Anyway there were a couple of friends that knew about me dressing, thought it was cool and wanted to help me go out to the one place that we ALL knew I wouldn't be judged near where we live. Gothic night at a semi local dance club. So I went over to this one friend's house. (names will remain anonomous to protect the almost innocent) I had brought this one dress that I so loved and looked great on me. It was a semi tight red crushed velvet long dress with a slit up the side that came up to just above the knee. But she had something much better in mind. I walked into her room and she already had out a black vinyl cheongsam dress with red trim (my favorite colors) sleeveless but also matching long gloves. Anyway to make a very long story a bit shorter she helped me do my makeup and wig and even loaned me a purse to carry my stuff in. I swear I felt like I was going to die. But then we just sat and waited for her boyfriend to show up After a couple drinks (hard lemonade) I felt a little more comfortable. Anyways after he came he actually jokingly gave both of us a kiss on the cheek and offered only her.. *indignant pose inserted here* an arm to escort her to the car. We got there and were having a really good time till I looked over to the next table and nearly spit out my drink (among other reactions that I won't mention) But sitting right near us were a group of people from a Midevil reinactment group that I'm in that most certainly did NOT know about me dressing like this. Thankfully I don't think they recognized me even though one of the guys then did come over and asked ME to dance... which in my sheer terror and want to blend in at that moment accepted. Well we danced for like two songs and I said I had to go back to my table because my feet were killing me in my shoes (which they were.. 5 inch heels can be difficult) Anyways the rest of the evening went uneventfully (thank the goddess) and we all went back home. I haven't gone out dressed since and given that where I live now doesn't really have any place to do so inconspicously (or that people won't care if I am found out) I probably won't for some time to come. And doubly thankfully there has never been a mention of the incident at any midevil events that I've gone to. Even when the person that I had danced with came over to me and we BS'd about what girls we thought were good looking at that particular event.
Well I hope you didn't mind my story. It's the only semi embarrassing one I can come up with since I am primarily in the closet even still.  

[connor_malone]

Actually I just remembered another story. Though I wasn't cross-dressing at the time. I had my hair long and dyed black at the time and was taking a city bus to work. Well after about 3 stops a mother and her kid got on. I was playing my game boy (yes the big old clunky original gameboy) and the kid looked at me quizzically for a moment then turned to its mother and said. "Mommy is that a boy or a girl?" The mother got so red from embarassment. I had all I could do to keep from laughing. The mother then whispered to her kid (although I could hear it.) "Jennifer don't insult her like that.... " I lost it and started laughing like crazy at that. I have never heard anyone apologize so many times as that woman when she heard my voice and realized I was a guy.  

[Shadowsage]

connor_malone

Actually I just remembered another story. Though I wasn't cross-dressing at the time. I had my hair long and dyed black at the time and was taking a city bus to work. Well after about 3 stops a mother and her kid got on. I was playing my game boy (yes the big old clunky original gameboy) and the kid looked at me quizzically for a moment then turned to its mother and said. "Mommy is that a boy or a girl?" The mother got so red from embarassment. I had all I could do to keep from laughing. The mother then whispered to her kid (although I could hear it.) "Jennifer don't insult her like that.... " I lost it and started laughing like crazy at that. I have never heard anyone apologize so many times as that woman when she heard my voice and realized I was a guy.

&&chuckle**

I'm just wondering who it was you danced with in the club.

We will have to talk, koibito. That's a story I WILL be asking about ^_^

anyway, I wish I'd known you had actualyl gone out in public crossed! That's so awesome!@  

[anti-cool=]]

one time i decided 2 wear high heels 2 school and i didnt even think this through(as usual).......well i always start with p.e and i forgot that i left my p.e shoes at home to clean them ( i do it every week) so i had to run a couple of laps in them XP............and then @ snack i was hanging with my freinds and i was standing in the grass and my heels kept sinking in the grass..........and i had to clean them in the boys bathroom.........  

[Sarphic Insanity -Risa-]

.x.x.x.x. こんにちは、私の名前はデーンx.x.x.x.
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one time i was in my moms room looking thru her cloths, i found a really cute dress of my moms, and so i put it on with her panties. well, i disided to be brave and so i walked out to the back yard. as soon as i took one step my naber (80+) looked right at me, and i instently ran back in the house. i have been out side 2 times after that, and i still wear girls cloths alot, like right now im wearing my moms purple panties.

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.x.x.x.x. はいイム少年x.x.x.x.

 

[connor_malone]

Okay new story. Though I can't really call it embarrassing. I finally got to go out again for the first time in a LONG time. (only one other outing but that was almost 6/7 years ago. Well anyways I got my outfit: long black skirt, casual short sleeved red top, knee high platform heeled boots. (with corset and tucking belt) and we went to another friend's house to get ready. (I don't want to dress in front of my kids, they would probably think it was funny having daddy in girls clothes but if they said anything at school would get made fun of)... but I digress. I did my hair, makeup and got dressed and myself and my partner Stacy (I would say wife but that's another topic for another thread) went out to Texas Steakhouse for some dinner. Everything was going fine there and I was keeping a pretty low profile until the waiter came and Stacy said we had to hurry since we were headed to a movie and "Someone had to put their face on....".... So much for keeping a low profile. Well jokingly I said, "Oh gee thanks... and playfully stuck my tongue out at her." Well after a VERY fast dinner we went out to the late night showing of Alice in Wonderland. It was awesome. Anyways I had an absolutly great time out and it was almost TOO comfortable for me to be en femme... still thinking about that and such. But anyways I hope you enjoy...  

[Professor Cypress]

kurorat

ohhh i got an old one a loooooong time ago in the 2nd or 3rd grade.i was wearing a traing bra and little girls panties^_^.when it was gym they had all the girls and boy dress in the gym while the teacher was in his office.i took off all my ctoths forgetting what i had on so i was just basicly in girlsunder wear every body in the gym class was looking at me.i was like what are u guys looking at?i look down and see panties i touch my chest and i feel the training bra.i quickly put back my regular cloths and told the teacher i was sick so i went to the nurse to go home.teh following day every body thought i was a girl rofl lucky i moved the following week beacuse if i would have stay there till the 5th or 6th gawd my life would be a living hell.well...thats two storys ive given u^_^

lolz,that's a good one,raided your sister's drawer or something to get those?