What Gradius RP Characters Would Never Say!!!

[UmbraGallus]

What would your character or someone elses character would never say? it can be from the games or the RP.

Me first:

Vic defeats bacterion: THIS IS GRADIUS!!!! *shoots madly*  

[blade master55]

this is something i wanted to say with guardian back on hydra but i didn't

I ONCE SERVED MANKIND BEFORE THE HORRORS OF VASTEEL.....

AND I WILL DESTROY MYSELF THE LAST REMANING PEICE OF VASTEEL!!!!  

[Tamago Yaki7]

Lord British: Why can't I be in charge of the fighting against the Bacterions?  

[blade master55]

Endmyion

Selene's you ******** a**-holes i knew this was a set-up!!!!!

(he would've said this after the mission on Haides was complete)  

[Tamago Yaki7]

CHARON: Activating tentacles...

((That is NOT something I'd have CHARON say))  

[UmbraGallus]

lol i like these.

Bacterion: *wakes up* ahhh my headache is gon...

Vic: *blasts bacterions head*

Bacterion: NOOOOO!!!! HY HEADACHE!!1  

[blade master55]

i for some odd reason wanted Guardian to use a line from Castlevania SOTN but i didn't but here it is (he would have said this when he was getting ready to attack with the sword)

WHAT IS A MAN!

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS BUT ENOUGH TALK DIE!!!!!  

[UmbraGallus]

Castlevania quotes XD

Bacterion: It was not by my hand that i've once again given flesh. I was called here by Humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

James: Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves that fire colorful cheerios and diamond shaped dots...

Bacterion: WHAT IS A CHEERIO!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF O's!!!  

[Tamago Yaki7]

Vic Viper T304: Great, I have a clone.  

[UmbraGallus]

I don't know about you but I feel like mixing Castlevania with Gradius. XD

"You steal men's soles, and make them your shoes." XD  

[Tamago Yaki7]

Vic Viper T304X: Target acquired. Commencing total destruction.  

[blade master55]

R-13 Cerberus
confeind space confirmed...bydo signature detected...engage and destroy...engage maximum fire power...

*i was probably gonna use this for when Vic and British first met it but i didn't do it*  

[UmbraGallus]

Vic Viper: What's a core? O.o  

[Tamago Yaki7]

Vic Viper T304X: Great. I've got a baddie whose scanners can't detect the difference between Vasteel tech and Sirellian tech.