What Should He Do Next?

[Chazoman]

One game I think the Nerd would love to b***h about is American Gladiators for the NES. That game was so ******** lame.



 

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Yeah, I agree.... it really was freaking lame.... neutral  

[Chazoman]

Here's another game...that was supreme with the lame. I did not mean for that to rhyme...I'm just that cool.



This game...what little I DID play of it was totally lame.  

[Sadara Everbrook]

It's not an NES game but he did Independence Day and that was for the Playstation. So my vote is for Sentient for the Playstation.



Ugh, worst game ever. All you do is go around a space station, question people and watch them scratch their own butts. It's so dull.  

[Chazoman]

Since he's done movies before...what would be better than for the AVGN to review the ULTIMATE NERDY MOVIE...the creme de la creme of nerdiness...

THE WIZARD!!

 

[Sadara Everbrook]

Chazoman

Since he's done movies before...what would be better than for the AVGN to review the ULTIMATE NERDY MOVIE...the creme de la creme of nerdiness...

THE WIZARD!!

Spoony's done a written review of The Wizard. He does a lot of funny game review videos too.  

[Chazoman]

Sadara Everbrook

Chazoman

Since he's done movies before...what would be better than for the AVGN to review the ULTIMATE NERDY MOVIE...the creme de la creme of nerdiness...

THE WIZARD!!

Spoony's done a written review of The Wizard. He does a lot of funny game review videos too.

Ok, I tried reading the review...and I just couldn't do it. This "Spoony" is an absolute retarded monkey's a**s! I just couldn't handle, mentally, this guy's stupidity! Spoony is an idiot, or maybe this is the type of review that I would rather have to watch in a video...and not read on a page.  

[Tanooki John]

I have a few ideas on what he should review next.

1) Gremlins 2 for the NES. The graphics weren't all too bad. The game was neat but Billy and Mr. Wing were the only human casts in the game and it didn't have enough of the movie material. Plus the game gets hard too soon and early. You have an extra life meter and start with a balloon to save you from pitfalls. (which is handy for 1st time players plus a sweet short password screen) But what's worse, Mr. Wing's shop only lets you buy 1 item and it's good bye! I thought that was so unfair! It's playable and beatable, but a hard son of a b***h!

2) Yo Noid! for the NES. Yes, that Dominos Pizza inspired game for the NES which also gets hard too early and you have to memorize where the enemies land and patterns to progress. The freeze special attack uses way too much special energy and there isn't enough of the good items at the beginning. And every time you meet one of the gang of imposter noids, you challenge them at a pizza eating contest, and for a big disappointment, for a Domino's pizza inspired game, WHY IN THE HELL DOES IT JUST RESEMBLE A COMMON PIZZA SHOP AND NOT DOMINOS!? The programers must have not been thinking straight.

3) Demon Sword, again for the NES. That game was too hard way too early plus another of those games that uses the up on the D pad to jump. I hate NES games that do that, it's not precise and it's more of a program flaw to use UP to jump. And one button for sword and another for long distance attack was just not necessary. A button should have been used for jump instead.

4) Astynax for the NES, now I don't know what the deal is with this one. This too gets too hard way too early. The only good thing about this game was the anime inspired cutscenes.

That's all I can think of for now.  

[Tanooki John]

Chazoman

Here's another game...that was supreme with the lame. I did not mean for that to rhyme...I'm just that cool.



This game...what little I DID play of it was totally lame.

Actually, the nerd mentioned this on his new Christmas edition video. He said that this game was very flawed but it still had it's good tendency's. You fed jelly beans to the blob and it became things like tools and performed other powers depending on which jelly bean you give it.

Speaking of a boy and his blob, there was a flash parody from VGDC (Video Game Directors Cuts) that had the boy feed the blob a laxitive. God that was gross, but funny as s**t! rofl