This was inspired by Cagalli Yura Attha's song parodies.
This is my first parody, so if anyone has suggestions, please be free to tell.
It is a parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady".
EDIT: I have edit this song and replaced Cagalli with Fllay, seeing as Fllay has a better "role" in this parody and that I only saw little of Gundam Seed at the time.
sweatdrop I also edited some of the words.
3nodding arrow The Rap
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Coordinator please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Coordinator please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen Kira before
Blowing up all the GINNs, like I just burst in the door
And started whoopin their asses worse than before
Cutting them to pieces, like chop suey (ahh!)
The return of... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just do what I think he did, did he?"
And Rau Le Creuset said... nothing you idiots!
Rau Le Creuset's dead, he's blown up by GENESIS! (ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Kira, yo
(Chigga chigga) "Kira Yamato, I'm sick of him
Look at him, flying around blowing up you-know-what
Shooting the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Fllay's bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Yzak to blow up mobile suits
"My gun's aimed at your head, it's pointed at your head!"
And if I'm lucky I will avoid the shot you little piss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what hentai is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the internet don't they?
"We ain't nothing but Naturals.." Well, some of us Coordinators
Who are modified Naturals
But if we can blow up terrorists and Naturals
Then there's no reason that Naturals and Coordinators can't elope
(gasp!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Fllay wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm with Orb now, and we are neutral;
So message to the Alliance, ******** you and ******** ZAFT too!
You think I give a damn about a Acadamy?
We're anime, dumbass, you guys won't even watch me.
"But Kira, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me next to Yzak, here?
s**t, Fllay Allster better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Mu La Flaga and Athrun Zala
And hear 'em argue over who is gonna call her
You little b***h, put me on blast on mtv
"Yeah, he's cute, but I just want him to die, tee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Sai VD (ahhh!)
I'm sick of you little DINN and CGUE groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you (bzzzt)
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a ******** like me
Who's goes beserk like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get in the suit and pilot it
and whether you like to admit it (ERR) I just shoot it
better than ninety percent of you pilots out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these phases like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the colony who is lurkin'
Blowing ZAFT's asses when I'm lurkin'
And I'm lurkin' but this SEED mode isn't working
And every single person is a Coordinator lurkin'
He could be workin' at colonies, blowing up prototypes
(KABOOM) Or in the sky, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ******** his weapons down and his system up
So, will the real Kira please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I am Kira, yes I'm the real Kira
All you cosplayers are just imitating
So won't the real Kira please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Coordinator in all of us
Entire Seed cast, let's all stand up
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