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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:07 pm
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heart ~CHARACTERS~ heart
Love them, Hate them, Just Add them at your own peril...no really.
Guild Members:
-Maeth: The Boss man himself. he is the leader of our cause to take over all Gaia. He's not really evil, he is just....motivated. He has a widely known fetish for cat girls and has thus created a Cat girl army to act as the first line of cannon fodder. A proud leader, he views it as his God given right from birth to rule over every girl in the world. He is also still trying to convince the rest of the guild that mini skirts with attached cat tails and hair bands with cat ears will be the perfect uniform. Rumor among the members is that his own cat tail and ears aren't real, but that they are in fact merely stapled on.
-Clubanimon: While Maeth isn't evil, the jury is still out on Club. Serving as Maeth's right hand man, she is the Vice Captain of Savage Arts. Loyal to the guild since its creation, rumor places her as the real power behind SA, and she is most often seen doing the work. In fact, she does so much work that it is almost as if she is in two places at once sometimes. A member of the Triad, Club is the only fail safe if the Power Crystal happens to overload. Her favorite colors are Black and Blue.
-Kazu: The guard dog. While physically a male there's often been question of whether or not Kazu was always that way. Many say he just has the soul of a woman. Many people also stake out the bathrooms in an attempt to find out the truth. As head of the Guild's Defenses, Kazu wields a wide array of strange spells bestowed upon him by the SA Power Crystal. After the captain and his vice captain, Kazu is third in command.
-Radjulon: Supposedly the daughter of Santa Clause she often appears as part reindeer by some mishap of X-mas magic. When not decked out in hooves and a snout, she is an avid (read crazy) nightcrawler fan and web pirate. She is in charge of the SA navel fleet, or lack thereof. Rad has been known to have difficulty separating reality from fiction, although this is not particularly dangerous unless she decides to play out her favorite games in real life. The second member of the Triad, she is also a key part in the SA defense system. She Hates Sephiroth.
-Ayaji: The newest of the guild's empowered members, she is the last member of the Triad. She is well looked after by the rest of the guild and is allowed more freedom then most. Her hobby is collecting bishonen, and she keeps them in a huge cage in her room. Although she has no official duty in the guild other then that of the Triad, it has been said that her job is to 'look cute.' She Loves Sephiroth.
-1337one: The lighting rod of hate in the guild, most members are not sure why he is kept around. Some members refuse to speak his name in its true dialect and call him Leet instead. Some people just call him annoying and leave it at that. A friend of Kazu's, he was admitted to the guild without the typical screening process all new members must undergo. After a recent poll among the guild members about the ability to kill any one member of the guild Leet topped the survey with over 95% of the votes. The last 4% of the votes were disqualified as they read nothing more then 'baa' and hoof prints.
-Destructo Kid : Another one of Kazu's acquaintances, he has a knack for turning up unexpectedly. He also has a tendency to inflict pain upon himself, but his special talent is transferring any injuries inflicted on himself to another (usually random) target. Destructo tends to wear a paper bag over his face and often says strange things.
-Avaxis Spin: World Infamous Vampire Hunter *or innocent civilians he thinks are vampires, the jury is out on that one* and brother to Radjulon...again, jury is out on how that is plausible. Spin is very lethal in combat, as he has a sadistic sense of humor and uses it often. He is also quite possibly mentally insane. By possibly we mean he's mentally insane and often just smile and nod. When killing "vampires" he often digs out their innards, climbs in their corpses and exclaims, "Man, I thought they smelled bad on the outside".
Non-Guild Member Characters: (non villains listed first)
-Muffy: Club's darling pet sheep is an integral part of the SA defense force. He acts as the early warning system, anti air craft and weaponry defense, as well as the base design for Kazu's cookie army. Loved by all the girls in SA, he lives the high life with lots of petting, brushing, and only the finest sheep treats that money can buy. Maeth himself bought Muffy as a prize for his second in command, expecting a fluffy adorable pillow. However, he received a hard bite in the butt instead. For reasons unknown, Muffy and Maeth are constantly at odds with one another. Muffy takes a chomp out of the seat of Maeth's pants whenever he can. Maybe it is a contest to be the true leader of the guild with his own harem of pretty young girls.
-Aki: Sent back from the future where life as we know it has been destroyed and the world enslaved by evil, Aki is a member of a covert rebel group. He is determined to prevent the Triad from going rogue and destroying everything. He enjoys cooking, fashion design, and talking over a good cup of tea. Aki also has mysterious bishonen powers that work on women (and the occasional male.). With a love of woman that rivals Maeth's, he is currently staying at the SA guild despite Maeth's Protests.
-Mace: Mace is a rather strange man. He is nearly Club's duplicate in appearance in every way except that he is male, and his eyes are purple. While Club's eyes are rarely seen, her birth certificate says they are blue. Calling himself an anomaly, he is in reality merely stuck doing Club's bidding unless he wants to suffer mortal injury. Unknown to the rest of the guild, he often dresses as Club and goes about doing her menial chores. Mace lacks Club's power, but it is unclear if he has any powers of his own, and his true purpose is unknown. No one knows if he is truly a friend or foe except maybe Club. He may simply be her twin brother, or from a alternate reality, or maybe he is really just a average guy that just so happens to be Club's Doppleganger. Currently Mace has taken up a friendship with Aki and is safely harboring him in the guild house.
-Dr. Immean: A crazed mad scientist that is bent on the absolute destruction of SA. No one really knows why... maybe he wants to rule the world himself and is simplify getting rid of his completion, or maybe he has some deep-seeded grudge against a guild member. He is currently he has morphed into a cosplaying monster with enough power to destroy the guild and a feirce blood lust. The one thing the members know for certain is that this lunatic is somehow all Maeth's fault.
-Evil Tyrant: According to Aki, this unknown evil power will use the Triad to take over and eventually destroy the world, spreading a dark evil veil over everything. There is a theory that this menace may be an ancient Aztec God of some sort, as indicated by a death threat that was left in the SA break room . It is also possible that it may just be Club's father. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:36 pm
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Chapter Summery
Because lets face it, the comics damn confusing.
Chapter 1:
After a short welcome to the game we start right off into the action when our purple eyed host is attacked by a giant green dragon! As the huge beast stares down at the helpless host there suddenly appears a person riding atop the beast! Surprised the host sees its non other that Radjulon, clad in her lunar cowl and human! Standing bravely on top of the dragons with her hands fisted on her hips she cries out loudly 'The n00bs are coming!' In typical Paul Reviere style. The once stunned host is now just confused. But he has no time to consider the message as a strange rumbling is heard in the distance. Soon the air is polluted with l33t speech and the area is over run with n00bs! Leaping into the protective arms of the dragon our host is safe as Rad crys out in horror as they are surrounded by the unwashed n00b mass. Our host proclaims that they must stall the n00b mass till Maeth can arrive with reinforcements. Rad happily agrees though her confusing the words Dominatix and Matrix causes an awkward pause between the pair.
Else where, back at the Savage Arts Guild house Kazu answers the distress call. Unfortunately Boss had stepped out to go bowling and thus Kazu teleported to his/her comrades sides to aid them. Rad, the dragon, and Club, who had in the short time off screen swapped places with the host, greeted Kazu with a horrified if not confused look. Glancing down Kazu realized that while he/she had been teleported his/her clothing has also been changed into that of a woman! Worse yet his/her boxers were showing. While the SA members pondered on the strange event Kazu contemplated murder. Rallying his/her thoughts, he/she revealed the anti-n00b weapon he had brought with him: Duct tape! Rad happy to have a new weapon took the duct tape and began to examine it.
However Club pressed the point on the strange teleporter mishap. With the teleporter given to Kazu by Maeth it should have by no means dressed him/her in frilly girl clothes, unless boss really was like y'know...that way. Kazu could only ask Club to try her own. Trying Kazu's idea, Club teleported back a few inches and once she recovered from the motion sickness found she was wearing nothing but black censor bars. Kazu strangely surprised comments on the fact that club is indeed a girl! For now at least. As club laments her lack of dress, Rad's tinkering with the anti-n00b weapon is revealed. She had completely covered herself in the protective duct tape! However Rad used all the duct tape in the process thus leaving a cross-dressed kazu, nearly nude club, and freaky duct taped Rad to find a new way to stop the evil n00b horde.
A thundering cry of "B00bs!" alerts Club to the danger she truly was in as she was being oggled by the enemy! With the urge to kill Boss rising Club decided to take things into her own hands and transform into her Ultimate battle armor! With her hair now past her waist Club proudly faced her allies and enemies alike clad in a black leather Dominatix outfit complete with bull whip! She quickly realized that like the teleportaion spells her armor spell had also been tampered with.
Just at that moment Boss happily returned from the bowling ally to find Rad and Club in their strange clothing. Even more happily he snapped a photo as the dragon flew off carrying Kazu and another guild member, Ryo, for a better view of the enemy. Maeth took in the situation once he was done taking in his guild members. Calling upon his own powers, he summons a army of zombies! However the zompies in typical b-horror movie were slow and uncoordinated. The n00b mass mocked such a pathetic display before their might.
Now high in the air Kazu shakes his/her head at the expensive hourly rates the guild was going to have to face for summoning the rent-a-zombie-horde. Scanning the plains around the guild Kazu spotted two figures sitting top the plateaus above the n00b-zombie fight below. A long red haired man looked up at Kazu and smiled just as Kazu smelt burning dragon. Ryo for no reason or another was holding a lighter to the Dragons wing.
The dragon crash-landed directly into the Zombie- n00b fight, thus destroying both as a huge crater was caused. With the moment to reflect club fired a series of questions to the Boss man, the most important being how the noobs got in past the shield spells to begin with and why the hell the transportation spells were altering everyone's clothes. A mysterious voice chimed in at that moment that he could answer all. The strange man Kazu had seen before he crashed was floating the air above the SA gang and declared he not only let the n00bs in but was the cause of the alterations to all the spells that had gone wrong.
As Kazu dragged him/herself out of the crater the air was filled with the strange mans laughter. It was that oh so annoying O-ho-ho-ho laugh that Kazu hated so. Driven into a rage, Kazu struck out at the man with a flying kick to the head. Seemingly unfazed, the man chastised Kazu for his/her un-lady like actions but was quite pleased with how Kazu's outfit turned out.
High above the group another guild member poofed into the area and landed squarely on boss. Completely enthralled with the idea that SA should start selling n00b-ka-bobs with all the dead bodies she also delivered a strange death threat that had been tacked up in the break room saying that the guild should mutiny and sacrifice Maeth to a Aztec god. With the threat she also delivered the rather late anti-n00b kit.
With Kazu still raging on the mystery man Rad decided to see what her own teleporter would do, much to the dismay of Boss and Club. Once teleported she regained her senses to find her self dressed as a unicorn princess and before her beloved Nightcrawler. However in a quick cut away scene the Evil Dr. Immean watches on in glee as one of bosses core members is removed from his army. He cackles as he proclaims his plan to use these illusions to enslave all the guild members and take over all of SA!
The second figure from the cliff shows himself to the SA gang and calls out to his partner, whom he reveals is named Aki, to hurry up and do his job. Begrudgingly, Aki throws his arms out and casts a spell over the girls causing them to fanatically view him as their prince charming. Boss now left alone he found himself with a growing problem.
In an explosion of sparkles, Ayaji appeared on the scene proclaiming she got the memo the Boss had sent her. However this memo in truth was sent by Aki in boss's name. Furious that the enemy dare use his name Boss tried to scic his zombies on Aki, only to remember that they had been destroyed. Turing to Ayaji for more ideas he found she was no longer at his side. Aki taunted Maeth that he had once again been deserted. But his gloating was cut short as he was glomped by Aya who planned to add him to her Bishi collection. Pleased, Boss ticked off another enemy on his list as the girls of SA that were under Aki's spell chased after Aya who was stealing their prince from them.
Back in the trap dimension Rad happily fawned over her Nightcrawler. but she remember that she was needed to save the guild. Unwilling to loose her mutant love she grabbed him up and teleported back to the guild field. To her horror, she realized that in the transportation she had turned her Nightcralwer into a Sephiroth plushie, curtisy of Dr. Immean's evil plan. Heart broken she proclaimed her revenge only to have Aya swipe the plushie from her hand thus adding to her bishi collection. Rad was left broken and bishi less.
As the girls fought over the ownership of the unconscious Aki, Las appeared from the guild house, the noise having woken her up. Breaking up the fight by giving the girls plushies, she dragged aki into the house and tied him up. The cloaked stranger and boss then decided to just go get lunch after the absurd events of that morning. It turns out that Boss knew the strange cloaked man all along. As they sit down to eat lunch in IHOP the man pulled back his hood and reveals its none other the Bosses elder brother Grae! He had just returned from excavation of a ancient city and met up with Aki along the way home. Showing off what he found at the dig Grae accidentally released a demon spirit into Boss' pancakes, which were quick dispatched as boss merely ate them.
Back at the Guild house Las prepares to torture Aki for information as to who sent him to attack the guild. High in the rafters above Clubanimon, the only one of the spelled girls who escaped Las' plushie diversion she started to cut away at the ropes that kept Aki suspended in the air. As she worked to free her Prince, outside an evil force prepared its attack on the SA guild house. Dr. Immean had brought a giant robot to destroy the guild house after his illusion spell had failed!
As Boss returned to the guild house via transportation spell he found that Club had been shot with a tranquilizer dart in the rafters by Rad who was playing Real Life Metal Gear Solid with Club as a enemy soldier. Shrugging, Boss didn't care as long as Rad's mission wasn't to free the guild's prisoner, Aki. Looking over Rad realized that some how Aki had already been rescued!
Over in the SA break room we find that Aki is having tea with none other then the host from the beginning of the comic. It is revealed that he often trades places with Club and does her chores since she has basically enslaved the strange doppelganger. As the two chat, Aki admits he is from the future and has been sent back to save the world from a dark force that will destroy the world in a single night with the help of the SA triad. Horrified, Mace, our earlier host asks why Aki just doesn't kill the the tyrant before he comes to power. The problem with that idea is that no one knows who or what the dark force is. No one has ever actually seen it. Mace surmises that it might be Boss, but Aki sadly disagrees and says that all the male members of SA were sacrificed. He reveals that there are only 3 days left till the boys are killed and Savage Arts will destroy the world.
Chapter 2:
Back outside, the fight against Dr Immean's Giant robot continues as Muffy activates the missile anti-defense system. As the missile's are turned back on Dr. Immean, the guild members bake magical cookies to send after him. The sheep early warning system alerts Kazu to the missile crisis and he/she summons fish to rain from the sky and distract Dr Immean. He proceeds to crash into the noob hole.
Meanwhile, the artifact Grea used to bring pancakes to life obviously still has some power. The evil pancakes rally the dissatisfied cookies and half-dead fish to march on the guild, where the girls are playing video games oblivious to Boss' desires for dinner. It isn't actually Club with the others, as she is still unconscious in the rafters from Rad's dart. Instead, her doppelganger is pretending to be her. The food army threat is neutralized when Aki releases Aya's bishounen collection and they eat the food. The guild members are completely unaware of these events.
Afterward, Aki cooks a delicious dinner and invites Club (or rather her doppelganger), Aya, and Rad to eat. Kazu and Boss follow along, but don't actually get any of the food. Boss sends his catgirl army to clean up the remnants of the summoned fish rain. Things seem as though they are back to normal, but suddenly Dr Immean appears in the doorway, now merely a hulking zombie bent on destruction.
Joe appears with legendary heroes at his side, sending them after the zombie Immean. However, Cloud, Link, and Mega Man only get in one another's way and manage to get themselves eaten. Now using their combined power and cosplaying, Dr Immean is even more of a threat. Worried for the fate of his guild hall (and possibly the guild members), Boss orders Kazu to tell Club, Aya, and Rad to go all out. He/She tells them it's time for 'Plan D', and they transform into Clubjulaji!
Or rather, Rad and Aya transform and Club's doppelganger gives them a sheepish look and tries to come up with an excuse for not transforming. Before they can question him further, Muffy intervenes and drags off Mace. Elsewhere, in the rafters, Club actually did transform, and she realizes something is up.
Meanwhile, Kazu is heading down to the main source of the power that allows the girls to transform thanks to the shards of the crystal they all have within their body. He/she thinks of when the crystal first arrived, and how the girls accepted the fragments of it as power boosters. Aya, thinking it was rock candy, promptly ate it. Rad followed suite, but choked on it. Club, realizing they need a fail-safe, puts her fragment in her eye so that it can be removed without killing her. She feels responsible for the other two and vows to kill them if it comes down to that, much to their dismay.
Thinking about the sacrifices the trio has made, Kazu decides to make one too, transforming into a magical girl and casting a healing spell to help Aya and Rad as they fight Dr Immean. Club, meanwhile, is still in the rafters when Muffy drags Mace into the room. The purple-eyed doppelganger only gets one moment to relax and try to recover from his nausea before Club pounces and demands information.
Aki, who is still wandering around in an apron for some reason, walks in on the two of them quickly apologizes, leaving and taking Muffy with him. Dr Immean blasts Rad and Aya through the ceiling down into the crystal room and throws Kazu into Boss, knocking him out. He has a conversation with his subconscious and realizes his zombies should be around somewhere. However, as they have grown bored of waiting around outside the guild hall, they opted to head to Ihop.
Kazu, worrying over Boss' unconscious form, is a prime target for Dr Immean. The zombie starts forward, only to be blocked by Avaxis in the nick of time! Free to pay attention to Boss now, Kazu attempts to give him the Kiss of Life, only to be pushed away, as Boss regained consciousness while she wasn't looking. She begins to help him away from the area of the fight as Avaxis holds off Dr Immean.
Meanwhile, Aki is panicking and being rather useless as the crystals in Rad, Aya, and Club start glowing, along with the fragment he brought from the future. Muffy steals that fragment, using it to regain his human form. He reveals that his twin sister, who he calls the Goddess of Destruction, is trapped within the main crystal and is trying to get free. Aki is confused, saying that the Destroyer is a man, but Muffy tells him that she can possess anyone she likes, although it will destroy their body if they aren't protected. He tries to climb down to the main crystal through the hole in the floor, presumably to do something to keep his sister from escaping the crystal.
In the middle of his long and winding climb down the tunnel, human Muffy is encountered by a group of possible pirates on an airship (TREACHERY!) who ask if he needs ride down the massive-a** hole. He accepts, but suddenly realizes he has been adapted on a side quest to go hunting, as the pirates group leader is in fact Carl, the hungry, angry deer.
Back at the castle, as Maeth and Kazu try to get away, Spin is in the process of defeating Dr. Immean. Thinking it would be best to lunge at the man, Spin is stabbed through the stomach with great ouch factor, though apparently this goes to plan. As he hangs on the sword with his intestines, Spin takes out his stakes and rams them into Dr. Immean, creating Fatality. Blood goes every where and Spin is greatly amused. Walking away from the mess he made with sword still in stomach, he notices that Kazu and Maeth were victim to the blood spill, and laughs at them.
Suddenly realizing that he has a massive sword sticking out of his stomach, Spin passes out, causing more blood to go every where. Meanwhile, Aya and Radj finally woke up and proceed to climb out of the whole they made, more ill then injured. Upon climbing, Radj notices that her brother did something stupid again and has to get Aya's help for a full recovery cheat. The Christmas Cow Angel makes the sword dissapear, and Spin is back to full health.
Suddenly, Rhies airship crashes through Maeth castle to his dismay. As she and Muffy are coming out of the airship, Spin goes on a crazy binge, thinking that Muffy is non other then Lucifer. Spin brutally attacks Muffy as others just stare, wondering who the goat guy is, and hoping he's not important. Upon the final blow, Aya realizes that the goat man turned into Muffy, Spin is happy with himself. While Radj is pondering about Club's future fury, Aya is just wondering where on Earth Club is. Meanwhile, since we have last seen her, Club has not moved from her tackling spot.
As Avaxis continues to go insane, Maeth tries to cop a feel on Kazu's rather large boobs. But then suddenly realizes, WAIT, AREN'T THESE MAN BOOBS?? Puking issues, but this leads to bigger, more important questions. Such as, are those boobs real!? While the guild members try to get an answer from their stunned Boss, Aya suddenly falls to her knees, her crystal glowing again. Meanwhile, Destructo notices that Muffy is not actually dead, just gravely injured, not to mention glowing. The crystal the sheep possesses appears to be healing him, albeit slowly. As Destructo announces his find to the others, the power crystal two rooms below cracks and Aya's eyes begin to glow red. Before the other members have time to react, she has come up behind Destructo and slit his throat, to the horror of everyone watching. What happened to the normally quiet girl they know? However, Destructo's special skill happens to be transferring injuries to another party, so the violence visited upon him is shifted to Club's mysterious doppelganger right as he begins to explain himself to her.
Meanwhile, disappointed in Destructo's failure to die, Aya turns her attention elsewhere. However, before she can seize upon her new target, Muffy steps between. He is non-corporeal, but his presence is enough to give her pause. Muffy realizes that his sister's essence is essentially going to destroy Aya's body from within due to their conflicting elemental alignment. He orders Kazu to put Aya (and therefore hopefully his sister's spirit) to sleep. Kazu can't find the right spell, so Avaxis steps in and uses blunt force to get the job done. He threatens 'Lucifer' and tells 'him' to release Aya. As Aya struggles to get back to her feet, a mysterious train roars through the guild hall, running her over and leaving a smear of blood.
Annoyed at the mess and being up so late, Maeth orders someone to clean up the blood and try to resurrect Aya, who is now floating around as a ghost. The sister is also a ghost now, and begins to fight with her ghostly brother as Club bursts violently into the room demanding some answers from her guildmates. While she distracts the others, Aki picks Aya's crystal fragment from the bloodstained floor and pockets it. Before anyone actually says anything, Avaxis points out that they have somehow been transported to another dimension, which explains the train. The guild can see alternate dimensions, some which have a ring of truth, others that make no sense at all. Aki warns them not to trust anyone just as Boss comes face to face with...himself.
The alternate Boss reveals that his guild actually -did- take over several worlds, but has accidentally opened a rift in space/time. Meanwhile, Kazu goes to revive Aya as she was instructed, but is distracted by the catgirls hanging all over Boss. (S)he wants to hang all over him (him)herself! |
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:45 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:21 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:23 pm
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