SBEmails Reviews - Updated 12.15.04

[Sange]

Strong Bad Emails

In this section, We will review the Strong Bad emails. Here are the Guidlines for reviews...
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[Sange]

SBEmail #1 - Some Kinda Robot

JSE

-#1 Some kind of Robot.
This email was wondering if Strong Bad takes his golves and mask off before he goes to bed. A valid question followed by what I found to be a good, valid answer...Along with his own funny crap xD
Even though I am not a big fan of the older emails, I give it a 7/10.

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #2 - Homsar

JSE

-#2 Homsar.
Very short. About killing Homsar...Something a little paculiar about Homsar in that one teehee Too short to really have a comical impact on me. Strong Bad also says almost the same thing at the end of 'Some Kind of Robot' as he does at the end of this one. Gave this email 3.5/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #3 - Butt IQ

JSE

-#3 Butt IQ.
Transitive Butt Property?! *laughs*
Was okay for a short, Retro SBemail but just a stupid question in general. Mind you, Butt IQ does have it's moments. 5/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #4 - Homestar Hair

JSE

-#4 Homestar Hair.
Still old which makes me cry but this email gave me some laughs and put a smile on my face *cacks a mirror* I would tell you what it's about but there's really nothing to say.. Gave this SB email 5.6/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #5 - Making Out

JSE

SB Email #5 Making out.
A fan wants some lip action with her boy friend and needs advice. SB, being the pimp that he is, knows exactly what to do. Yesh, kind of short but hey!--If it works I'll give it a ten!

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #6 - Depressio

JSE

SB Email #6 Depressio.
Message to be delivered to Strong Sad. Even though Strong Bad's computer is still old, the emails are getting longer and this one was kind of cute ..well cute enough. Deserves a 6.5/10
-->Be sure to click on Strong Sad's email addy if you want to email him xD

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #7 - Halloweener

JSE

SB Email #7 Halloweener.
Strong Bad shows us all how to make our very own Strong Bad Halloween Costume, using the lovely Homestar Runner. This one's halarious. I've taken a shin to it. ^^ 9.5/10, baby!

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #8 - Brianrietta

JSE

SB Email #8 Brianrietta.
Kind of short but Hella droll x)
Fan is madly in love with our SB. Now that's cool, right?--Maybe not! JUST WATCH IT! 8/10

 

[Sange]

bSBEmail #9 - I Love You

Sange

Ah, one of the classics. Although the email itself is short, not too funny, and compared to other emails not that great, but this is a MUST SEE! Simply because of what it leads to. This is the email famous for Fhaoqugads... Fahouqagods... fhwqug... forget it. The email itself recieves a 2/10. Because of what the email leads to... 10/10

JSE

SB Email #9 I love you.
Fhqwhgads!! Teehee, so very funny but not much to it. People might kill me for only giving it a 7/10 but oh well!

bonus points to JSE for spelling it right razz  

[Sange]

SBEmail #10 - Trevor The Vampire

JSE

SB Email #10 Trevor the Vampire.
Holy crap! Ok, so like, Strong Bad, right? He totally gets an email and it's from like, I don't know..A vampie
...Named Trevor...
But that's like all I'm telling you cause you have to watch it. In memory of Trev!!! It's the least you horrible people can do! Geez >.<
For Trev--> 7/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #11 - I Rule

JSE

SB Email #11 I Rule.
Why doesn't Strong Bad rule the world? A question on everyone's mind.
Yes, the email is pretty diminutive (Needed to use that word..I mean short ) compared to most but horible. 4.5/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #12 - Credit Card

JSE

SB Email #12 Credit Card.
Wo0t! The_coolest_stuff_ever.com! >>It goes right up there on my favourites. Strong Bad is just to hella smart.. My Hero! ;;;Aside from the Poopsmith.
Title is pretty self explanitory(kinda) and this is one of those *"You can't help but like it"*s >>8/10

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #13 - I She Be

JSE

SB Email #13 I she be.
Another love email for SB. This is an email you'd want to watch when you're so bored that you're considering Marzipan's answering Machine.
6/10. If you do watch it make sure you wait a few seconds to see The Cheat on his messanger.

 

[Sange]

SBEmail #14 - Duck Pond

Kaoru2020

SB Email 14 Duck Pond

"Must...check...e-mail."
This week, Ron Kiwi e-mails Strong Bad to ask him if he every feeds the ducks. Strong Bad says that there aren't any ducks nearby, but he has a duck simulator for his computer. After you feed the ducks for a little while, you get to play the updated duck pond with "state of the art graphics." Press "F" to feed the ducks in both games. In the second game, press "A" to drop an anvil or "Y" to drain the pond (ends the game).
5.5/10