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Welcome to the city of PapTuffet,
where one in the oven can be taken quite literally. Food fights are most entertaining when a large watermelon is like a nuke and mushrooms are poisonous to everything. Here in this culinary masterpiece of a world, everything is made up of food; the houses, the streets, the plants... O, and you are too! So come play with us.

The first thing you need to do is cook up yourself a character!
To create your humanbean, answer these questions:

What is the name of your dish?
(name smile
What is the main ingredient?
Any notable secondary ingredients?
(describe what the dish looks like)
What is it served with?
(what he/she is equipped with)
Any seasonings?
(skills or abilities of note)
What flavor is it?
(how he/she behaves)
What type of dish was this?
(back ground info/anything else you want to add)


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example:
What is the name of your dish?
Reddin alle' ronge
What is the main ingredient?
Any notable secondary ingredients?
Green hair, light orange red complexion, medium build but robust, black eyes.
What is it served with?
pumpernickel armor, hardtack shield and helm, cherry bombs, walnut war hammer, seed spitting gatling gun.
Any seasonings?
excellent marksman and melee fighter with lots of stamina.
What flavor is it?
can some times be a bit sour, but is mostly sweet, especially to his friends.
What type of dish was this?
Is currently out and about, guarding the citty from mushroom spore creatures.


RP Profiles
Redforest
What is the name of your dish?
Reddin alle' ronge
What is the main ingredient?
Any notable secondary ingredients?
Green hair, light orange red complexion, medium build but robust, black eyes.
What is it served with?
pumpernickel armor, hardtack shield and helm, cherry bombs, walnut war hammer, seed spitting gatling gun.
Any seasonings?
excellent marksman and melee fighter with lots of stamina.
What flavor is it?
can some times be a bit sour, but is mostly sweet, especially to his friends.
What type of dish was this?
Is currently out and about, guarding the citty from mushroom spore creatures.


Colloquials of the area:

On tray! - it works the same as the saying On Guard, used to announce one's assault be it for dramatics or formality.


Monster Listings Thus Far:

shroomin- basic troop of the fungi empire
- looks like a short little being with a white hat, can be found wielding a mushroomspear
( mainly smash and bash at prey
( they feed through a slow system of osmosis
( when defeated, they whiter and die

funglord- commanding troop of the fungi empire
- looks like a medium sized man with an oddly shaped red hat, can be found wielding a mushroommace
( a heavy melee fighter
( they feed through a slow system of osmosis
( when defeated, spores explode into the air, blinding/poisoning may occur.


Wild Dishes:

carrobit
( one of the creatures native to the carrot forrest, looks something like a rabbit crossed with a deer.


Redin started to venture off into the tall stocks of the carrot fields, it had rained earlier that morning and moisture was thick in the air, preferred weather for the spore creatures. Although it was dense in the field, he was able to make out the lay of the land for a good three roots out ahead of him. Up in a field not too far off in a distance, a small group of shroomin, maybe two or three along with a funglord were feasting on a rotting carrobit. Seeing that the carrobit was doomed anyway, Redin lobbed a heavy cherrygernade into their midst, catching two of the three shroomin off guard and knocked them out and returned them back to brown ash, the other two, the third shroomin and the funglord had managed to evade the attack and were rushing towards Redin. In a fluid motion, he drew fourth his Walnut Warhammer and charged at the oncoming pair.

"On tray! you foul smelling sacks of spores!" Redin shouted as he took a swing at the funglord but missed and instead hit the shroomin that had been trying to sneak up under his guard, sending him flying into a near by stalk where he turned into a pile of brown ash like the other two before him. As Redin began to do a follow up swing from the other side, the funglord parried with his own mace, they both recoiled a little from the inpact, sending them back about a root each, taking advantage of their distance, Redin loosed another cherrygernade at the funglord and ducked behind a near by carrot. It exploded on impact, knocking the funglord into a fine red dusty cloud, leaving Redin victorious.