Quoteables!

[Sange]

Tell us your favorite quotes and classic lines from H*R here!

homestar:"Well, I'll just put these pants on..."
~here comes the thnikamaaaaan~
homestar:"Oh, thnikaman. Its the thnikaman."
*homestar runs off leaving the pants*

(its one of the links at the end of the Monument email.)  

[Dragon_LiLy]

Strong Bad: What the crap were you doing out there?
Homestar: Out where?
Strong Bad: Out there. I watched you prance by like 5 times man.
Homestar: Oh I doubt it, I drove.
Strong Bad: You dont own a car!
Homestar: Ya you're probably right.

Strong Mad: I see you like prancing around like an idiot, is this true?
Homestar: *prances* lalalalala

my fav is probably "The Interview" makes me laugh everytime I watch it razz

Homestar: Pom Pom, my main man. My dawg. My ace in the hole. Second Place. DING!  

[Mr. Moo]

Marshie: made from the best stuff

Homsar: raised by a cup of coffee

Homsar: I'm a song from the 60's  

[Sange]

Homestar holding and waving around an eyeball: Seeeeeee, SEEEEEEE!
Strongbad: What are you doing?
Homestar: Isn't that the sound eyes make? Seeeeeeee, seeeEEEEE!  

[Mr. Moo]

KOT:He had a head like a big ol', round ol', red ol', nasty ol' egg, and hands that look like biscuit dough
Bubs: is this the perpitrator? *shows a picture of a guy to the KOT*
Coach Z: It was buiscuit dough hands man! I knew it!

So and so: I'm totally crushing...
That guy who kill people in every TGS: Children!  

[uckfairco]

Homestar: Oh! L'il Brudder! That little guy! He's got the heart of a champion! *starts rolling around* I don't know what to do with my life! I think I'm goin to get into... male modeling! Or maybe, life enhancement? I just don't know!  

[Sange]

(probably one of the most classic lines ever...)

"I dont like food anymore!"  

[uckfairco]

Homestar: Chum King... Chum King... Chum King Chum King..
Marzipan: Homestar-
Homestar: Chum King Chum King...
Marzipan: -Homestar, what are you doing?
Homestar: I'm trying to order the Chum King. Chum King...  

[Chippermonkey God]

"I met a possum"  

[Mr. Pirate]

"uhh.. crapface."

"that is one ugly bird."  

[Sange]

Uh... no, hes behind the box. Hes not even behind the box. Hes barely obscured by the box. No! Hes behind the box! THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA! I'LL KILL YOUR DOGS!  

[Rice On Toast]

I heart TGS.

Cheerleader: Is my unda-wears showing?
Ugly: Yes, ma'am!
Cheerleader: Grood. I mean good. And great. Great and good.

Cheer: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.
Others: Soooo good!
Cheer: Ya'll are so wack.
Ugly: Wiggity-wack?
Cheer: Nope, just regular type.

And when Cheerleader said "Okay, my gallies" I thought that was the funniest thing ever.  

[Mr. Blofeld]

I'm gonna go......place.  

[uckfairco]

Stongbad:
Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes eh Steven? That sounds like a pretty good- wait, what was you e-mail? *mumbles* Oh! Change the town, eh Steven? Wwwwweeeeeehhhhhhllllllllll... The Poopsmith, he could talk,
Poopsmith:
Hello!
Bad:
And Marzipan would rock,
Marzipan:
*plays guitar*
Bad:
And the Stck would be some big old tree that would eat everyone exept the Cheat and me,
Mad:
AND ME!
Bad:
We'll see. And the KOT would be underground in a box filled up with peas...
KOT:
I hate peas!
Bad:
I know! Bubs would give away Flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills,
Bubs:
Imatation chocolate!
Bad:
And my stupid baby brother, would have been born with horns and a tail!
Sad:
I'm evil...
Bad:
And coach Z would wear his cool jacket,
Coack Z:
Check it out yo!
Bad:
And Homestar just couldn't have it,
Homestar:
I quit!
Bad:
And Pom-pom would change his old look to look like an ABA basketball!

2... 3... 4...

And this little weirdo, would be an honestly hot girl, to help you through the hard times, you know, the kind that are only sort of hot so they don't mess around with other guys!
Homsar:
Duuuuh! I'm forever your girl!  

[Cojo23]

my fav is
strong bad:pom pom is that you?
homestar:yea its me
strong bad:HOMESTAR!!!!!
homestar:yea its me
its in the "pom pom" email (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail108.html)