Screw a Wish

[the autumn sheep]

I think everyone has seen this one before;
If not on gaia, surely on an(y)other random forum

But you might have forgotten how it works, so:
someone posts a wish i.e. I wish i had a million gold
the next person grants the wish, but then thinks of a way to screw it up
i.e. Granted, but you get banned for suddenly gaining a million gold out of nowhere (kinda suspicious, no?) before you can spend it on anything
in the same post the person who screwed the previous wish also writes a wish, for the next poster to screw up, etc, etc.

Here we go:
I wish i could fly

 

[fireredchamp]

Cool. Hm, let me try.

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You get wing, when your flying you run into a plane and fall back down to Earth.

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I wish that I had photoshop.  

[Lwuun]

A package is delivered with a full splendid working version of Photoshop CS4, but when you've installed it and click the icon, you launch a virus eating your harddisc info and making your pc explode. D:

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I wish I had like 20 Meats. ;-;

 

[Teh Impy]

Your tank will explode.

Another one:

Your tank will be full of lag every time it glows, giving you a bad reputation, making you earn little to no gold.

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I wish I complete my 10m quest before next summer :B ~
I started yesterday with 180k  

[itsme219]

you achieve 9,999,999 (May '10)... just as you are posting one last random comment to make 10 million, your account is hacked and someone goes on a 9.5 million shopping spree at your exprense
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i wish i could turn back time and choose a different path

 

[Mystic Starfire]

Granted but the path you choose is a dark and lonely one full of sadness.


I wish I could paint  

[Teh Impy]

Granted but you will paint with out paper/leaves/rocks ;D


itsme;
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[Alice Cullen Seas You]

O: you didn't leave a wish! ._.