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 Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:05 pm
101 reasons why the members of the guild would get kicked out of wal-mart!
its simple, i say some reasons, and if i stop at number 6 you start at number seven. lets see if we can get to 101!
ill start us off-
1-Red discovers soda isle and gets hyper, scaring away customers
2-Red gets kicked out for not abiding the no animals allowed rule, being half wolf.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:11 pm
3. Jackie practices magic and explodes all the TVs in the electronics section.
4. Jackie walks in skyclad. (2 points for anyone who knows what that means! LOL)
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:17 pm
SorceressJacklyn 3. Jackie practices magic and explodes all the TVs in the electronics section. 4. Jackie walks in skyclad. (2 points for anyone who knows what that means! LOL)
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:25 pm
6. Paradox hisses at all of the counter handlers, scaring them away
7. Paradox screams, "THE VOICES ARE BACK" when the loudspeakers turn on.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:34 pm
In the shadows of the night...
8. Poyudi decides to randomly start offing Wal-Mart Employees for annoying him.
9. Poyudi makes 7 random people cry because of their worthlessness.
10. Poyudi takes a nap in the middle of the store, biting anyone that tries to move him.
...I stalk my prey.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:35 pm
you can list things other members would do ya know ^.^
11- employees keep asking paradox if she needs help, so after the millionth time she starts crying and screams "WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:42 pm
12. Paradox gets into a hissy fit and scratches anyone who comes near.
13. Paradox continuously grabs objects out of peoples' hands and refuses to give them back. Like babies.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:50 pm
14-As the cashier runs Reds purchases over the scanner, she keeps looking mesmerized and finally says, ":0 MAGIC!" every time the cashier scans something
15- Red convinces Mirrors, Paradox, and Poy to go rave in the music area, glowstick liquid gets on everything.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:59 pm
In the shadows of the night...
16. Poyudi pushes someone into Paradox, and it didn't end well....
17. Poyudi wouldn't stop calling Dustin, Dustin, and he finally snaps.
18. Broken brought a magic wand form the old magic tower Room and turned the manager into frogs for kicking everyone out.
19. Poyudi trys to enter the store, and gets kicked out... Why? He has no clue....
...I stalk my prey.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:02 pm
20- Red clears out whole meat inventory
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:07 pm
21. Jackie sets fire to half the store.
22. Broken gets the other half.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:10 pm
23. Paradox begins nomming people's heads.
24. Paradox shows a toddler how to make people spontaneously combust.
24. Paradox rips open all the confetti and throws it into the air-conditioning/heating system.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:15 pm
SorceressJacklyn 21. Jackie sets fire to half the store. 22. Broken gets the other half.
26- Red scares all of the children away from the toy section
27-Red uses the empty toy isles to make a full scale G.I. Joe vs. X-men, taking up a whole isle
28- Paradox and Jacky take bets on the battle described above
29- Red does it all over, but its G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes (G.I. janes- G.I. Joe with lipstick on)
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:24 pm
Red7227 SorceressJacklyn 21. Jackie sets fire to half the store. 22. Broken gets the other half.
26- Red scares all of the children away from the toy section
27-Red uses the empty toy isles to make a full scale G.I. Joe vs. X-men, taking up a whole isle
28- Paradox and Jacky take bets on the battle described above
29- Red does it all over, but its G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes (G.I. janes- G.I. Joe with lipstick on)I know. That's why I said it. And I can see me making bets on the battle too. LOL 30. Paradox and Broken start up a BBQ. Baby ribs anyone? 31. Red eats half the babies before they can be cooked. 32. Poyudi insists on cooking and burns the rest of the babies.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:29 pm
33- Reds sets up huge tent in camping aisle, only allows people in if they bring a pillow and s'mores
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