Nuke: emo Is it my hair? Am I having a bad hair day?

Chauncy: wat

Ellie :: *nosepokes Nuke, and also a headtilt* "Mister Nuke doesn't have hair..." o wo

Nuke: *would be excitedly squealing all over Ellie if he wasn't so HORRIBLY OFFENDED* Ellie! I thought you of all herla could appreciate my hair! Why, maybe it isn't in top form today and I'm sorry for that, *sniffles, on the verge of indignant tears* but I'll have you know back home I won pageants with this hair. *tosses his head, flowing tresses of hair woven from sparkling gold flowing down his back like a waterfall of oh ******** Nuke this is ridiculous*

Chauncy: *can only stare*

Ellie :: *feels bad because she can't see his imaginary hair and made Nuke sad now* o no *OH NO SHE MUST BE BLIND!!* D: *wibbles* "Ellie's sorry... Nuke's hair looks good!" o wo *lolwut*


Nuke: *instantly happy* OH WHY THANK YOU! <3 And you look gaaawjuss as usual, dahling. *giggles and prances around* Why, I bet at my old herd, you'd be treated like royalty~!

Chauncy: *this is all making him quite ill*

Ellie :: *giggles* "Ellie would be a silly Royal lady!" o wo

Cupcake :: *crawls out of hiding from Ellie's hair and stares at Nuke like OH GOD* D: *squeaks*

Ellie :: *tries to look up at her head where Cupcake is* "Cupcake!" > w<



Nuke: *squeaks in a completely different kind of way* OH. MY. GOODNESS. OH MY GOODNESS. WHAT IS THAT *shoves his face right up to Cupcake and squeals* OH MY GAAAAAAWDFFFFF HE'S ADORABLE ELLIE 8DDDDDD WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH A CUTE FRIEND I WANT ONE!!!

Chauncy: *cringes from the squealing, but looks up at Nuke, looking absolutely murderous between all that jerking and twitching*

Ixion: *hears an unnatural squeal echo through the glade, then turns to see a HORRIBLE MONSTER ADVANCING ON A GIRL AND HER MION. THIS IS HORRIBLE. THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE OF HORRIBLE THINGS. IT IS TIME TO CHAAAAARGE.* Halt, fiend!

Ellie :: *gigglesqueal* "He's Cupcake! Ellie found him in the woods and he likes Ellie!" *very glad that Nuke likes her new little friend*

Cupcake :: *oh god is he gonna eat me* o.o *clutches Ellie's hair and tries to hide in it again, eyes peeking out*

Ellie :: *blinks as Ixion charges over* o wo??


Artemis: -screeches like a hawk and dives to the ground right between Ixion and Nuke/Ellie- -giggles and smiles at Nuke-Your pretty hair is pretty. :3



Nuke: *hopping up and down* LET'S GO INTO THE WOODS ELLIE! I WANT TO--*hater senses tingle, immediately stops hopping and whirls around at the word fiend* Now excuse me! *woah hold up. pauses and stares up at Ixion with wonder and sparkles in his eyes* ...YOU LOOK LIKE CHIEF! *standard procedure, starts scuttling around, rubbing all over Ixion, guffawing like an idiot because FLUFF* eeeeee you're so soft and big *ceases being creepy when a terrible monster dives into the scene. screams and cowers under Ixion* OH MY GOSH! ;_; ELLIE COME OVER HERE CHIEF TWO WILL SAVE US

Chauncy: *holy s**t isn't the freak supposed to repel others? screw this, Chauncy out*

[Nuke: *watches his familiar flee* CHAUNCY NO ;_;

Ixion: *OH GOD WHAT, WHY IS IT TOUCHING ME* I - D: I, what, what is going - what - who is Chief? I'm not Chief, my name is Ixion - you are the worst monster ever how am I supposed to fight you

*freezes when Artemis dives onto the scene screeching and Nuke hides under him. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BACK TO STANDARD PROCEDURE. Protect mode, but this time protecting Nuke AND Ellie from Artemis!* Halt, fiend!

Ellie :: "Eeeeeee!" *runs over to Nuke because he said to and Nuke will protect her and also the big fluffy guy!* o no *clings to Nuke's side* "Oh no Chauncy! What if he gets eaten!"
Cupcake :: *has disappeared into Ellie's hair forever, or at least until the monsters go away*


Artemis: -giggles at Nuke's silly antics, tilting his head to watch the show- Who's the fiend? Does that mean i'm it?!?! -super excited by this thought-


Nuke: *buries his head in Ellie's side, his crying somehow louder than his squealing* I-I-I LOST HIM AGAIN, JUST W-WHEN WE HAD JUST M-M-MAAAADE UUUUP BAAAAAAAW

Ixion: *looks a bit bewildered at Nuke, then turns to scold Artemis, a few sparks crackling off his horn* Now look what you did! You made the poor fien- um, I mean Herl- hmm, no, moose? You made the poor moose cry! You really ought to apologize.


Ellie :: "Oh no!" o no *nuzzles Nuke and whispers* "Once the scary monster is gone Ellie will help Nuke find him!" *still clinging to him because she's scared*


Artemis: -wilts a little- B-but... You're the one who made him cry. Cause you look like Chief, and Chief is gone... -looks sadly at the ground- We all miss him. -has never met him before, but feels like this is an appropriate thing to say-

Nuke: *starts stomping his front hooves, bawling and throwing a tantrum* CHIEF ISN'T GONE STOP LYING BAAAAAAAW *wait. realization slowly dawns on him, ignores the fly that lands on his head* You killed him. And then you're going to kill me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOO--

Ixion: *THAT DOES IT. Paws at the ground, lowering his horn in Artemis' direction* Your murderous rampage stops here, Chief-killer!

Ellie :: *starts crying too, because now she thinks everyone's gonna die* D':"Uwaaaaahhhhh Ellie doesn't want Nuke to die!! Ellie loves Nuke!" ;___; *bawling*

Artemis: -startles back then giggles- Oh I AM it!!! Yay! -bounces in place- Do you guys call getting tagged getting killed then? -wants to learn these AWESOME new rules-

Nuke: *stops crying, all sparkles and rainbow fantastic now, cowering under Ixion* OH ELLIE, I LOVE YOU TOO :'D AT LEAST WE'LL DIE TOGETHER~

Ixion: *dear god, this monster equates killing Herla with a game?! TRULY IT IS AN EVIL BEAST. Still, all the giggling and bouncing is kinda throwing him off... So he starts off with a small electric jolt in Artemis' direction*

Ellie :: *wibbles, sniffling* "Nuke does?" *clings more, still not liking the idea of anyone dying*

Artemis: -sees the pretty lights dart towards him- Oooh... -feels the hit as a pleasant tingle up and down his spine- That was nice! -grins at Ixion- So does that mean it's my turn to get you?! -waves his GIANT wing towards Ixion, ready to tag him if this is the case- :3 -best game EVER-


Nuke: *oblivious to the DRAMATIC CLASHING OF TWO TITANS happening pretty much right above them* I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. *paws at her hair* I mean, just LOOK at these ribbons oh my gosh and have I ever told you I love your sweater? Giiiirl if you tell me you found that in the forest too I swear we have just got to go trekking together sometime~~~

Ellie :: *giggles* "Ellie's loved Nuke for a long time too!" o wo *also seemed to have forgotten about the TERRIBLE BEAST* "Ellie got the sweater from a nice lady when Ellie was little~!" *nuzzle* "Ellie and Nuke will have to anyway though! Lots of fun!" o wo!!!!

Cupcake :: *is so horribly confused and scared*

Ixion: *oh sweet mother of god! Leaps back so the wing just grazes him, then lunges forward with his horn*

[[think I'm missin' somethin' artemis here]]

Ixion: *electricity crackles ominously* Care to bet on that?


Nuke: <3 Oh, yes yes, let's go after all this-*remembers what all this is and shrieks* KILL IT CHIEF TWO KILLITKILLITKILLIT ;_;

Artemis: -giggles- What are you betting? I don't have anything except for Luna, and I'd never bet her. -tilts his head at Ixion- This is tiring... i'm gonna land now! -dives towards the ground to land, giggling and screeching again-

Ixion: *ELECTRIC CHARGE ATTACK GRARR*

Ellie :: "Save us from the monster mister!"

Artemis: Oh you cheater! -takes the hit, Ixion's horn barely dimpling his skin as electricity runs all over his body- Ehehehehehehe!!! -giggles manically as the lightening runs all over his body- That's so. much. FUN! 8D Do it again! -but feels something wet trickle down his chest, a single dot of blood having escaped him- Uhh... -his eyes well up with tears as he looks at his chest- Y-you...-burst into tears, his wings sagging on either side of him, a truly pathetic sight-

And then after that people had to go :V