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supper sexy 101 generated a random number between
3.1459 and -100000000 ...
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 Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:00 pm
~3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some~
~Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?~
~I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.~
~You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake~
~ I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft – Bill Gates~
~I should just change my voice mail greeting to : “Please hang up and text me”~
~How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’~
~Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt~
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:36 pm
ninja ninja i killed my inner demons and eat there remains for a snack ninja ninja
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