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join me on the elf hunt
kill the elfs
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uh oh i'm in trouble
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pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:48 am


when hunting elf's there are a few rules to consider

1. always bring sparkly things to distract them
2. never asume they make any sense at all
3. never use a shotgun to hit em always trap em first
4. bring a cage and put sex toys inside to lure em in
5. if all else fails burn down the forest
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:56 am


Why the sex toys? What if we need those?

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:58 am


oh you just retrieve them after catching the elf

not like i'd give something so valuable up for an elf
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:21 am


I'm still not so sure.... I only have so many...

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:22 am


well if you got a better idea to lure elfs just say so

i could always tie you up naked in the cage and wait for an elf to come rape you
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:25 am


...will he be hot?

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:30 am


he????

why do you asume a he
i've only seen female elvs around these parts

and the few male elfs i've seen dislike women so i'm guessing they were gay
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:48 am


eek

...then yes, let's just sacrifice the toys.

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:51 am


i knew you'd come to see it my way twisted

altough now i'm kinda liking that idea of throwing you in as bait
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:56 am


Well, I am very sexy and appealing to both female and male eyes.

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:58 am


oh no i just meant it would hurt less if i lost you instead of my toys

what if i'm to slow and the elf runs of with my toys
i'd much rather see it run of with you
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:59 am


... mmmmm... I'm not as sure about this now....

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:01 am


*lasso's saka*

then it's a good thing you have no say in this now is it
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:02 am


NO! IM TOO PRETTY TO BE ELF BAIT!!!!

[[Ninja Sammich Saka]]


pyrella

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:04 am


says who

*ties your hands behind your back*

now on to the cage bait girl
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