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 Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:48 am
when hunting elf's there are a few rules to consider
1. always bring sparkly things to distract them
2. never asume they make any sense at all
3. never use a shotgun to hit em always trap em first
4. bring a cage and put sex toys inside to lure em in
5. if all else fails burn down the forest
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:56 am
Why the sex toys? What if we need those?
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:58 am
oh you just retrieve them after catching the elf
not like i'd give something so valuable up for an elf
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:21 am
I'm still not so sure.... I only have so many...
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:22 am
well if you got a better idea to lure elfs just say so
i could always tie you up naked in the cage and wait for an elf to come rape you
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:25 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:30 am
he????
why do you asume a he
i've only seen female elvs around these parts
and the few male elfs i've seen dislike women so i'm guessing they were gay
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:48 am
eek
...then yes, let's just sacrifice the toys.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:51 am
i knew you'd come to see it my way twisted
altough now i'm kinda liking that idea of throwing you in as bait
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:56 am
Well, I am very sexy and appealing to both female and male eyes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:58 am
oh no i just meant it would hurt less if i lost you instead of my toys
what if i'm to slow and the elf runs of with my toys
i'd much rather see it run of with you
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:59 am
... mmmmm... I'm not as sure about this now....
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:01 am
*lasso's saka*
then it's a good thing you have no say in this now is it
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:02 am
NO! IM TOO PRETTY TO BE ELF BAIT!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:04 am
says who
*ties your hands behind your back*
now on to the cage bait girl
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