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 Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:36 am
Ecchymos raised an eyebrow.
"That is indeed a good thing. And I guess you could enchant food. But I don't see why you would..."
[[WOO 100 PAGES]]
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:40 am
((yay!! 100th page!))
Heratik kept turning and shifting positions, surrounded by mini-Wadsworths.
"Thats a...pretty nifty trick. Sure you don't want them smaller?"
He pounced to a couple of the Mini's ((thats what i'm gonna call 'em)) and swung his claws rapidly at them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:45 am
Monoe wailed.
"I couldn't take care of a baby! I'm too young and financially-unstable. My daddy told me girls were scared of him when he was younger, since he used to deliver orphans to random young girls, like a stork."
[[which is one of the many explanations why Kokopelli had a hhump on his back. It's either seeds, blankets, food, stars, or babies.]]
She crossed her arms.
"Which confuses me. My mom and daddy eat the same food, and it's ALL nothing BUT magical stork food, but it does nothin'..."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:58 pm
The Wadsworths all spoke together.
"That works."
The Wadsworths Heratik had slashed split and attempted to wrap around Heratik's arms.
~*~
Ecchymos smiled.
"Oh my, you are so smart. Another job fertility gods have, other than making crops grow, of course, is to help out the stork when he gets swamped with babies to deliver. And that's probably why your parents eat stork food, when your dad wants to have his coworker over for dinner."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:01 pm
Monoe was shocked.
"But I've never seen any stork come over, in all my years of living! And Mommy told me that she did them since the 'ritual to summon the Stork will be more pleasant'. It's so hhorribly confusing."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:17 pm
Ecchymos pondered for a second.
"Well then, they probably ate the Stork food to make it easier to summon the Stork later. That's obviously what she meant."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:20 pm
Monoe stomped her feet in frustration.
"Then how do you summon the stork, then?! I thought you ate the food and it made your stomach bloat and then the stork would deliver the baby! And then Mommy wwas telling me recently that the Stork is coming again...but sshe wasn't bloated...!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:37 pm
Ecchymos raised his hands expansively.
"The final step in the Stork-summoning procedure is having sex."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:41 pm
Monoe roared, her voice crescendoing.
"What's the point of all that?! Wouldn't it... no, it would make complete sense, it would solve all sorts of things! In fact, in my idealistic world..."
She stomped her foot resolutely, very angry.
"Why can't summoning the stork just be something easy, like a bodily function?!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:30 pm
Heratik saw the several Minis crawl up his arm and yelped in shock. He started to smack at his arm, trying to brush off the minis like fire ants.
"Agghhh!!! Get these ******** off me!!"
He stood up and stumbled around the room , still panicing and trying to smack off the minis as they were crawling on him.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:17 pm
((Great, time to play catch up.))
Alice trying to go unnoticed in the room that was covered with the odd crystalline formations. She jumped at the sound of a screen warming up and someone being broadcasted on it. On her heels, she turned around, looking up at the screen. "...Wait...what in the...." She soon realized it was the woman she fought earlier. "....That means..." Her right arm swung the arm back down, aiming at the screen with only the right arm, pulling the trigger, the tv drowned in hailfire from the gun. The gun was positioned back on her shoulder. "....That just ruins my ******** good mood." She began to walk the other way back to exit into the coffin room.
Rufus came closer to the 'store'. "'Ey." He took another puff off of the pipe, looking at the woman. "'This is a weapons shop, right?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:36 pm
Ecchymos shrugged.
"I don't know. It's probably made by the Stork as a deterrent, to stop people who don't really want babies from getting any. Like you mentioned, babies are expensive and time-consuming."
~*~
The Wadsworths giggled as the crawled up Heratik, planning to crawl into his mouth.
[[Shadow of the Colossus, anyone?]]
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:39 pm
Monoe shook her head.
"But so many babies appear, and most people say it was due to them being careless! So many occurences can't be consequence..."
She grew by an inch.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:41 pm
Ecchymos watched in horror.
"True. Well, I guess we both must be confused. Why don't you go ask your grandfather about it? He has three kids, you know."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:50 pm
Moneo went over to Azrael.
"Grandpa, is baby-making something that is a bodily function?"
Azrael shrugged.
"You win, you got me. However, your Uncle Salem would know better than me! He's a genius, you know."
"Oh! You're right!"
She ran away, presumably to the upstairs.
Azrael went over to Ecchhymos.
"Heheheheh, Salem's screwed."
He flinched.
"Oh... wait... he faints at such mention of... oh no."
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