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 Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:27 pm
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, Baby Ruth, and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as crusty old man, he was a roll model. Doughboy is survived by his second wife Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
~Email chain link. ^^
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:28 pm
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now read the words other than 'This' 'is' and 'cat'
~Yet another email chain link
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:30 pm
I got something you don't have,
I got something you can't grab,
cause I am running way to fast,
And it seems you want it bad,
cause it is called your underpants!
~My underpants theme. *dun dun dun*
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:34 pm
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
~My momma's 90's shirt
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:59 am
"You don't have to spell slang right... Think about that..."
~Chester Arthur Elliott the 4TH!!!!~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:03 am
"Don't Tempt me to unlease the power of the one legged space chickens"
~bumper sticker~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:05 am
"I poke badgers with spoons"
~bumper sticker (same car)~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:06 am
"Not until he puts Jabba back in his hut!"-Tom(real name Dax) from Without A Paddle
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:07 am
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains so i ate him"
~Bumersticker (still the same car)~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:12 am
A woman was married and had 4 children, her husband died and a few years later she remarried and had 6 more children. Her husband died and she remarried once more this time having 10 children. finally she died. at the funeral the preist did a ulogy saying that god should bless this woman for doing his will in "going forth to multiply". the preist said "We thank you lord that they can finally be together." one man turned to another and asked "do you think he means the first, second, or third husband." the other turned back to him and said "I think he means her legs"
~email~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:18 am
Office guy: "Hey dilbert can you fix my computer?"
Dilbert: "sure, here all you have to do is hit alt F10"
Computer: "Alert! ALL FILES BEING DELETED! SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS"
Dilbert: "... yeah..."
~dilbert, the comedy central series~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:20 am
"My Progress has been thwarted by a huge obstacle... I.E. Everthing i do is inconvinient... You can take my soul but not my lack of enthusiasm!"
~Dilbert Comic~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:25 am
"SEXY SHOPRITE MAN!"
~nova~
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:29 am
A child was curious about god and asked his father "Dad? is god black or white?"
his father replied "a little of both son"
The child then asked "dad? is god male or female"
the father again replied " a little of both son."
The child then asked "Dad? is god michel Jackson?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:32 am
Questions: "How many super sayians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Answer "1... but it will take 5 episodes"
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