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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:36 pm
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT USERNAME: Lady in the Golden Wood -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: It shall be the Great Sneeze, where all the world will be demolished and blown into the abyss of Tissues. (Something I read from Hitchhiker I believe.) Been keeping up with your Cardio?: Nah man. Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: Am asian, apparently this means hidden hereto unforeseen ninja skills. I also happen to have glow-in-the-dark paint. ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: Right. Zombies. Excuse me as I get my katana from under my bed...and jump out the window. Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: Shotgun, don't have the arm strength to carry the other two for long periods of time. There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: Eat food. Might as well enjoy my last moments. Humanity wouldn't stand a chance against alien invasion. The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: Eat. And read manga. If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? Paper full of utter nonsense that will probably drive some researchers mad some day. Will also arrange my body appear in the jaw of a T-Rex skeleton, so that people in the future may become mystified by the brief unextinction of the dinosaurs. ....And I feel fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:37 pm
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT USERNAME:Xx--Fuzzy-Gumdrop--xX -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: I thought it was all a bunch of hooey, until the end of Twinkies. Now I'm in an undisclosed location, deep in a bunker, with stockpiles of noodles and water Been keeping up with your Cardio?: Rule #1 baby! Hoo-ha! Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: I could...provide great people skills and...keep things clean and cook! ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: Regret I live in Canada where gun laws are tougher, grab a hammer, knife or something to slice their heads off. Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: Chainsaw There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: Into the forest to hide! The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: New car, head to the nearest zoo and blend in with the red pandas. When that fails, head for the nearest radio station! If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? Take...care...of all my...soquili.... ....And I feel fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:48 pm
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT USERNAME: Project Strife -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: WINTER: NUCLEAR, VOLCANIC, OR IMPACT EDITION. 8D Global cooling resulting from nuclear war, volcanic eruption, or impact from an asteroid or comet! Been keeping up with your Cardio?: ...sort of. I can jog or hike without a break for several hours at a time, but I'm a sprinter, not a distance-runner. |D; Top-speed 60-, 100-, 200-, 400-, 800-meter dashes or relays? I GOT THIS. Anything more... uh... >>; Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: Ohhhh yes. I'm a major survival nut -- I've been one since I was a little kid. In addition to wilderness-, danger preparedness-, and survival guide- handbooks, I've observed and learned survival skills directly from my dad -- he picked up "practical"/survival knowledge during his mandatory military training in Soviet-governed Poland and the Polish equivalent of "boy scouts," passing his knowledge on to me. If you want to know to start a fire, build a lean-to, find the best shelter, stay warm during a storm, and identify edible (non-poisonous) flora (Disclaimer: only applicable in Northeastern US, Northwestern US, and regions of "Slavic" Europe), I'm your woman. I'm a fairly accurate shot (Disclaimer: only applicable to certain rifles and bows; results obtained in a stress-free, low-pressure setting), and have Wilderness First Aid and CPR/AED certifications. No one is dying on me. 8| (Warning: partnering up with Project Strife will result due to paranoia-induced insomnia.)ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: Equip: Parents, Kitty, Zombie Survival Guide, The Massive Toolbox, Gasoline Canisters. Time Elapsed: 00 h : 02 m : 51 s : 769 ms. Mount: Car with 4-Wheel-Drive. Time Elapsed: 00 h : 04 m : 07 s : 441 ms. Travel: ANYWHERE. GTFO! Time Elapsed: 00 h : 04 m : 11 s : 009 ms.
Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: AXE. Off with their heads! Bullets and fuel not required. |D There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: Step 1: Duct tape the family. Step 2: Load them into the car and FLEE. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit!!!! The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: 1.) Stay calm. MAKE A LIST LIKE THIS. Then find the resident fuzzy (i.e. kitty) for comfort. Cuddle her. 2.) Test the essentials: electricity, running water, and gas. FEED THE FUZZY. 3.) Test technology: internet, TV, land line, cell phone, radio. If that fails... 4.) Check the surveillance cameras! Where'd my family go?! PANIC. 5.) Leave several massive notes for my family. This includes writing on the walls in neon ink. Desperate times call for desperate measures! >>; Leave them a warning to stay the hell put and not go looking for me. 6.) Sneak onto the neighbors' premises as quietly as possible. Spy like Bond, James Jessica Bond. If no sign of life is found... 7.) Pack for travel (AND WAR). Check on my parents' workplace to see if they're there, then return home to my kitty. 8.) Time for a transcontinental journey (with the cat) to find my loved ones. Stop by every animal shelter on the way and free the poor creatures so they can at least find food on their own if there's no human to feed them. :< BUILD A PET ARMY. I can hunt, survive in the wilderness, and have no qualms with looting stores or homes while on a quest to find my family, friends, and loves. If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? My collection of textbooks. <3....And I feel fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:01 pm
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT USERNAME: ~InfinityTrust~ -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: When Doomsday killed Superman and we were all screwed. Been keeping up with your Cardio?: I worked out this morning for the first time in months I think I'm set right? Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: I've studied Man vs Wild and other Discovery channel shows. ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: Trip the guy next to me and run. Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: I'm pretty sure I could take them all on bare-handed and a weapon would just cramp my style but I'll take chainsaw because why not. There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: I have finals next week so probably continue to study. The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: Raid stores, steal cars, and just keep moving till I find someone (and if it's a dirty old man maybe find someone else). If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? Twinkies because they'll still be good. ....And I feel fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:33 pm
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT USERNAME: dolphingurl -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: I'd have to say the zombie apocalypse. Been keeping up with your Cardio?: Horizontal running counts right? Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: Language skills and the power of intimidation. ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: First my friends and I save all the uhmm ....talented... actors on our zombie apocalypse list (you know: Hugh Jackman, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, etc) . Then the friend that works at the grocery store gets a bus full of food and my friend in the army gets the guns and we barricade ourselves in an abandoned prison with our group of actors. And if anyone gets sick it is okay, one of our friends is studying to be a doctor. (It is not like we spent a couple hours planning this or anything..) Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: Shotgun, I wouldn't want to have to get too close. There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: Learn every alien language I could on the internet just incase any came in handy. The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: First I would stop worrying about clothes, it is not like anyone can see me. Then I would stock up on all my favorite foods and live in the coolest place I could find. If there is no one else I might as well just do and eat whatever makes me happy because I will die eventually and I can't repopulate the earth by myself. If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? My Ipod, that thing has everthing: pictures, music, games. Let's just hope I remember to charge it first.. ....And I feel fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:06 pm
And Closed! *goes to roll up the winner*
After winner is picked, I'm going to thumb through the questionnaires and see if any jump out at me. biggrin There might be a little bonus if I find anything of interest (Though there may not be either. sweatdrop )
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mindsend generated a random number between
1 and 152 ...
139!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:09 pm
Congratulations to Junglerunner! Please post the owners (You can only own one), Name and tempers of the boys hereAND! To tide everyone over while I thumb through things... here are my own answers to the questionnaire. Quote: -~-~APOCALYPSE QUESTIONNAIRE~-~- What is your favorite Doomsday Theory?: We’ve been genetically engineering animals as biological weapons. However a war broke out and they all escaped. Mankind is wiped out to almost the stone age. Eventually the world adapts.. Centuries later a ten year old boy named Ash Ketchum starts his journey to become a Pokemon Master… Well, that and the “All the Myths were true” Sorts where the supernatural and mythological creatures start appearing and its not an actual doom but rather the end of the world as we see it as being. Been keeping up with your Cardio?: I can walk at about 3mph for hours and swim regularly. I can sprint for short periods of time, and my weight plus training makes me deceptively strong . Do you have any skills, training, knowledge or resources that could help in a survival situation and what are they?: I know how to make rope, snare traps, find and fire clay, and know the locations and edibility of various local plants and animals. I also have books on prehistoric tool making and a few basics herbal remedies. Plus I live in an area covered in Fruit Trees, fish, and wild game. And Despite my eyesight issues, I’m a mean shot with a rifle. ZOMBIES AT THE DOOR! What is your plan of action?: Access the situation and barricade the house. Gather my dads gun collection, my ‘zombie womper’ (a shovel handle with a hook and some wire wrapped around it and large glass beads: it’s an old Halloween prop I made for hanging a glowing lantern from but can keep zombies at an arms length while reloading). Double tapping is key. Axe, Shotgun, or Chainsaw? If those are your three choices for survival during the zombie/Monster/Demon apocalypse, what do you choose?: Axe: I can use it as a weapon and to make other weapons out of. Plus, Viking heritage demands I have some sort of blade when fighting the hordes. There's an Alien Spacecraft headed over your city. The world is in shock. What do you do?: Even if they’re friendly, get to a safe location: Who knows what illnesses they might carry. Heck, THEY might accidently start the zombiepocalypse. The majority of humanity has vanished mysteriously and you're the only human you know of for hundreds of miles. What do you do to survive?: First, I use the time where the internet and electricity are still available to preserve as much food and print out as many survival informational websites as possible, as well as locating the nearest farms, zoos, and other locations. Free or humanely kill zoo animals (Depending on their chances of survival/danger to my own survival when attempting to free them). I’d try to keep myself busy as possible building and gathering supplies, placing them into storage containers such as deep freezers to keep them out of the elements and vermine. Also collect and tame as many dogs and cats as I can feed, as well as relocate the local horses to somewhere where I can care for them – when I run out of gas they’ll be my additional muscle for bringing back game. Gather books on architecture and engineering as well as other goodies to try and keep myself sane. Work to supply more than just myself incase people arrive to help, but prepare for “Scavengers” that survive by taking over other people’s resources. And of course eventually have a breakdown somewhere in all of this, but try to carry on and keep myself socialized even by myself so I can relate to other humans when they arrive. Practice learning various languages. Etc. If you wanted to leave a memory behind of yourself and the world for future/Alien civilizations to find at the end of it all, what would you preserve for them to find? I want to leave something that’ll confuse people… Like break into a museum and rearrange things so it looks like the Trex was riding a tricycle… Carve stone reproductions of famous artworks.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:52 pm
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