Round the Fifth
Talk to [NPC]
Habeus Corpses: The lawyer is still in the dining room, reading a case file.
Wine About It: The jury is back in. Wine About It is fussing around in the wine cellar, occasionally popping up to the kitchen to sneak some cheese.
Rank and File: SPIDER WAR
Fuchsia Fussbudget: Missing in action.
Chop Chop: In the kitchen, darlings!
Kitchen
Chop Chop and Wine About It are in here. Chop Chop is angrily slamming about pots and pans, while Wine About It is still looking for that missing list.
Dining Room
The dining room hasn't much changed, but additional investigation reveals the hidden panel has come ajar. It should be quite easy to access now... if anybody was still here.
Great Room
Not much has changed in here. This room appears to be completely empty.
Parlor
Rank and File grips the flyswatter tightly. "This is my flyswatter," he growls, teeth clenched. "There are many like it, but this one is mine. My flyswatter is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life."
Do NOT go in there.
Palm Court
This room has pretty much been abandoned.
Trophy Room
The taxidermy eyes shine menacingly in the darkness. Creepy.
Sitting Room
This room has been ransacked entirely. The furniture is all askew and no cushion has been unturned. The birthday cards have been knocked over, and somebody's been crawling around on the floor. This place is a bit of a mess!
You can:
A: Search the sitting room
B: Search the powder room lounge
C: Search the restroom
D: Search the library west
E: If you know where you're going (Penny), you can hurriedly sneak to the stairs.
Office
Pulling up the rug, Colonel Whizbang is greeted with a welcome sight. Hot dang! A safe! Whizbang, who had known Moneybags well, knew just what to put in for the combination. 4-31-8. His children’s birthdates and the month they were born in. The safe popped open and the colonel found HEAPS of business documents. So many documents, all detailing ownership of stocks and stakes and claims. There was also a series of medical files, all about Moneybags. There’s everything in there, from childhood maladies to later-life medical issues. One thing does seem to be missing, however; one piece of paper is torn away, leaving a ragged stub behind. Something was going on with Moneybags’ health that someone else didn’t want anybody to know about. But what?
When Sticky Fingers investigates the rug, his hooves brush against the shattered glass of the CRT monitor. He’s fortunate he didn’t get cut! The glass shimmers in the light, but it’s interesting- the computer itself is fine. Just the monitor is destroyed, meaning that Moneybags probably
wasn’t killed for information- and the killer didn’t think that there was anything worth destroying on his physical computer. This just seems like an accident… or made to look like one. After all, none of the furniture is destroyed, just toppled. Even the broken unicorn statue would be an easy repair. Would a real fight have left all of the valuable objects in the room largely intact?
You can:
A: Investigate the room further
B: Search the trophy room (roll a d20 if you want to use the spinning panel)
C: Search the great room
Powder Room/Restroom
A thorough study of the coat turns out a few more things left behind. In the pockets, there’s a few things- a lipstick-blotted tissue that matches the shade found earler, a handful of cough drops, a tin of mints, a sticky nametag (folded in half), and a thin paper credit card receipt with a name on it. This coat belonged to Dr. Womb With A View, although the sticky nametag says “Visage.” If your name was Womb With A View, you’d probably go by Visage as well. This person was clearly in the house recently; perhaps somebody on staff knows who she is.
In addition to these things, an empty bottle of drain cleaner is found under the sink. It’s not just half-used; it’s almost completely drained. There’s a few drops of liquid left in the bottom of it. The back of the bottle is covered in warnings about how you shouldn’t get this stuff in your eyes or nose or mouth or anywhere you might have a mucous membrane. Pretty potent stuff there. It smells like lemons and ammonia.
You can...
A: Search the other half of the room.
B: Go back through the tunnel to the kitchen.
C: Go back through the tunnel to the dining room.
D: Head through the sitting room to the library.
LibraryThe western branch of the library bustles with activity. This is where you find a collection of first editions under glass. You hadn’t pegged Moneybags as much of a reader, but he has an amazing collection of first editions. Some names you don’t recognize, but others you do- for instance, he’s got a bound volume of Edgar Allen Poe’s short stories- The Fall of the House of Usher, The Cask of Amontillado, Hop-Frog… no “Raven,” though. He never was much into poetry. Another one is a book on economics from the late 1700s- it looks super fragile. The books in this section of the library are in slightly better condition, but the books on the shelves are pretty dusty. One book near the top isn’t dusty at all; it looks as though it has been taken out and replaced
very recently. It’s an odd book for Moneybags to have- it’s all about ropes and sailors’ knots. Why would anybody need a book on knots? And who was in here recently enough to replace such a book? Looking up top, Cutie Honey gets a good sense of what the ceiling looks like- it’ll be obvious which panel holds the stairs should she choose to hit the second floor.
Not much has been found in the northern wing of the library- however, an investigation of the rug shows some mouse droppings. Ew. There might be more to find here, though...
The southern branch of the library has a set of stairs that drop down from the ceiling and clang up after the phony using them transfers their weight onto the floor above. While everybody in the library knows they're there- it's hard not to hear them- they are difficult to see; only phonies who know where they are can figure them out easily.
You can...
A: Search the library north
B: Search the library south
C: Search the library west
D: Search the sitting room
E: Attempt to use the stairs (roll a d20 unless you know where they are)
The Second FloorQuarter Mane and See You Later Delagator climb the hidden staircase and find themselves on the upper floor of the sprawling house. They can see the top of the palm court from here, as well as a bit of the great room; a catwalk with banister posts leading up to the ceiling separates them. The stairs' landing has hallways that fork off; looking down them, a reading room, a lounge, and what appears to be an art gallery of sorts are visible. Directly next to the landing, there's a locked room next to a bathroom. The door is sturdy; there might be a key somewhere, but you'd have to look for it.
You can...
A: Search the reading room
B: Search the lounge
C: Search the... art gallery? Who has an art gallery in their home?
D: Search the bathroom
...and the Others...
As Steelyard Rumble and Lucky Clover searched the house, they found a sliding panel. What luck! Maybe it was a shortcut! They followed the tunnel they found as it sloped downwards... further and further and further they followed it. Eventually, the ground's texture changed significantly, from wood to pressed concrete. Something chatters in the darkness.
That... can't be good.