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 Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:55 pm
O_o
I should really try that! xd
My funniest moment was when I was screwing around and I was about to kill this imperial captain with a downward chop sneak-attack. Well my friend who is watching tells me to hold the swing button down but go to the menu and switch the weapon with a lockpick, so I did and when I exited, it swung and killed the captain in one hit! eek xd I was later told that that happens alot, it is a game glitch, but I just thought it was crazy because no one around seemed to care?! gonk
Another funnier story is when I decide, "Hmm... I wanna go swimming!!!" So I went (keep in mind that I have never went in the water until that moment) and after killing a few slaughterfish, I was about to get out and then I was attacked again, so I turn around and I see this big human/squid thingy (Dreugh)! Of course, the first thing that comes out of my friend's mouth is, "Grandma?!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:44 pm
heres a strange one...my game glitched once when i got bored and went ape s**t on caises Cosades (master trainer of the blades guy...i can't remember how to spell his name) and i ended up soul trapping him...man i love morrowind
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:15 pm
I have always wanted to soultrap a person! That would be so much fun! gonk
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:18 pm
Oryuko New funny moment: Morag Tong guild right? Anyway, doing the executions and I end up with a decent bounty by the end, so I'm out on one fo the cantons in vivec, and all of the ordinators come, so I'm all like hoshit, and I levitate up high. So, wait a second... there's like 10 ordinators, they tend to chase me. So I said, "Hell, I can't take em all, might as well pay up, I have the money." I head down and talk with one of them and see a new option: "present Writs." They all back off and continue along with whatever it is those lazy ordinators do.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:10 pm
Ok I may get penalised for talking oblivion rather than morrowind but this is to damn funny. There I am practising my archery when I miss the tree and put an arrows straight through the head of a guard. He walks calmly over to me with the arrow in his head looking like a kid in a cheesy halloween costume and demands I pay him a fine. when I got out of jail and went down into town there's the guard on patrol, arrow in head walking round and round. I walked up and took my arrow back..it was dwemmer damnit and I wanted it. He accuses me of THEFT and sends me back to sodding jail.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:26 pm
LazarusOwenhart Ok I may get penalised for talking oblivion rather than morrowind but this is to damn funny. There I am practising my archery when I miss the tree and put an arrows straight through the head of a guard. He walks calmly over to me with the arrow in his head looking like a kid in a cheesy halloween costume and demands I pay him a fine. when I got out of jail and went down into town there's the guard on patrol, arrow in head walking round and round. I walked up and took my arrow back..it was dwemmer damnit and I wanted it. He accuses me of THEFT and sends me back to sodding jail.
But that's funny. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:46 am
I would say one of mine was when I started a new game. The guard on the ship was being a sped and walking in circles. He kept running inot the pillar.
Another was when I was talking to my friend will on the phone, I had just killed a dagoth guy. At the exact second I killed him, will screamed 'NOOO!!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!' and started complaigning. Appernatly, he was doing the one blades mission where you get corpus. At the exact moment I killed a dagoth.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:47 am
LazarusOwenhart Ok I may get penalised for talking oblivion rather than morrowind but this is to damn funny. There I am practising my archery when I miss the tree and put an arrows straight through the head of a guard. He walks calmly over to me with the arrow in his head looking like a kid in a cheesy halloween costume and demands I pay him a fine. when I got out of jail and went down into town there's the guard on patrol, arrow in head walking round and round. I walked up and took my arrow back..it was dwemmer damnit and I wanted it. He accuses me of THEFT and sends me back to sodding jail. Yea, that is pretty funny. I wish you could do that in morrowind. Exery character would have an arrow in thier head.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:53 am
Babbalui I have always wanted to soultrap a person! That would be so much fun! gonk It sucks it doesn't let you do that. Got me a big bounty though. I created Super Soul-haha-screw-you-trap. Max everything. I fly around and shoot it down at Balmora, getting everyone. My bounty went from 50,000 (I jacked some book up in sheogarth region) to half a mil. I did the same to Vivec and got a two million bounty by the time I had finished. And Vivec had me on his death warrent list. Even after I payed bace the bounty, every damn guard attacked me. The dark brotherhood or who ever were following me everywhere and I had some Mogag Tong guys after me. Too bad it didn't work on the flea (The slit-strider. Will and I call it the flea)
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:06 pm
I had the boots of blinding speed plus an enchanted ring so I wouldn't be blinded by them and I made my way north from Seyda Neen. The sky falling bloke comes down as usual but with my speed I got underneath him and stabbed upwards with my longsword just as his crotch came at my face. Funny thing is, it glitched and the dude didn't die. I couldn't initiate dialogue but he just stood there and watched me. I killed him and nicked the scrolls but yea, amusing.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:34 pm
LazarusOwenhart I had the boots of blinding speed plus an enchanted ring so I wouldn't be blinded by them and I made my way north from Seyda Neen. The sky falling bloke comes down as usual but with my speed I got underneath him and stabbed upwards with my longsword just as his crotch came at my face. Funny thing is, it glitched and the dude didn't die. I couldn't initiate dialogue but he just stood there and watched me. I killed him and nicked the scrolls but yea, amusing. Sick!! I never wouldive expected he was gay....hmmmm....besides the one hluula guy
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:32 am
Arcadous LazarusOwenhart I had the boots of blinding speed plus an enchanted ring so I wouldn't be blinded by them and I made my way north from Seyda Neen. The sky falling bloke comes down as usual but with my speed I got underneath him and stabbed upwards with my longsword just as his crotch came at my face. Funny thing is, it glitched and the dude didn't die. I couldn't initiate dialogue but he just stood there and watched me. I killed him and nicked the scrolls but yea, amusing. Sick!! I never wouldive expected he was gay....hmmmm....besides the one hluula guy
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:28 pm
playing with the construction set to make guards evil is fun. Wandering into Caldera to see al the guards slaughtering the NPC's always amuses.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:56 am
A Khajiit WereWolf?
razz
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:38 pm
Took An Orc To Ald Verothi.
Jumped Off The Dock, And Kept Swimming.
When He Turned Around, And Into The Water, There Were LOTS Of Slaughter Fish, and A Spiky Druagh!
razz
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