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 Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:51 pm
A man with one eye took one plum and left one plum. xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:13 pm
read only if you don't like president bush! my friend told me this and i just feel like posting it!
(i'm sorry but i do not like president bush much either.. D: no offense to you Mr. Bush... XD)
Okay, there were 6 people and 5 parachutes on a crashing plane.
The Captain of the plane allready jumped off, so there were 5 people and 4 parachutes.
The people were:
~A famous soccor player from Brazil
~Hilary Clinton
~A random schoolboy
~The Pope
~And Presidant Bush
"I am a famous soccor player from Brazil. My team needs me and my fans would be devasted if I was to die. I deserve to live"
So he jumped off with a parachute.
"I am Hilary Clinton. Wife of a former president, and I have a very good chance to be the first female president. I deserve to live"
She grabbed a parachute and jumped off.
"I am the current president, and the Smartest Man on Earth. I deserve to live"
He grabbed a pack and jumped off.
"Young Schoolboy" The Pope said. "I have had a very long and fufilling life. I think you deserve to live"
"Oh, don't sweat it!" The schoolboy said. "The 'Smartest Man on Earth' grabbed my schoolbag! We can both live!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:19 pm
Heheh!
I'll try to find some more riddles..
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:11 am
Here is an easy one (no, Hermonie, don't answer):
Give food and it lives,
Give it water and it dies.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:24 am
Here are some paradoxes:
To keep peace, the government uses war machines.
The circle of life always ends in death.
And some oximorons:
Liberal Catholics
Government Intellagence
Killing Spirits
Love-hate Relationship
Microsoft Works
If you have any thing to add to this, please step up.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:29 pm
My favorite oxymoron (sp?): a love-hate relationship. It describes my friend and I very well xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:09 am
Favorite Oxymoron:
Microsoft Works
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:36 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:56 pm
か ひ・・・Ｎｏ ｏｎｅ ｈａｓ ａｎｙ ｉｄｅａ ｗｈａｔ Ｉ’ｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｈｅｒｅ ｄｏ ｔｈｅｙ？ blaugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:40 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:26 am
You know you are a Redneck Jedi if when you are about to kill a Sith, you shout to your buddies, "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:26 pm
What has rivers, but no fish swim,
Has many a town, but ne'er an inn?
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:47 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:52 pm
Here are ten things you will never hear your mother say:
1)- "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far away?"
2)- "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot too."
3)- "Just leave all the lights on.. it makes the house look cheerier."
4)- "Sure you can keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed him and walk him and clean up his messes every day."
5)- "Well if Emily's mom says it's ok, then that's good enough for me."
6)- "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
7)- "I don't have any tissues with me; just use your sleeve."
8 )- "Don't bother wearing a jacket today. The wind-chill is sure to improve."
9)- "Let me smell that shirt-- ok, it's good for a few more days."
10)- "You can wait until tomorrow to clean up those dirty dishes. The roaches that come out at midnight are sort of cute, and I'm sure they're hungry too."
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:34 pm
~Vision~in~Violet~ Here are ten things you will never hear your mother say:
6)- "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My mom might say somethind along that line ...
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