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 Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:18 am
Post 'em, folks. NOW.
I like jokes. And we need jokes. Yus we do.
And riddles make our minds go yay. So post 'em, let people guess the answers, say who's right and who's wrong and tell the friggin' answer after awhile...
HAVE FUN YOU NOTEBOOK SCRIBBLERS!
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:47 am
Oh come on people. I know you have SOME jokes or riddles or something...
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:52 am
Here's one you've probably heard.
A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the United States. Where do you bury the survivors?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:48 am
Heard that, only with Mexico wink Answer: you don't bury the survivors razz
I don't really have too many jokes.. I could ask my friends (who have tons), or post something my hilarious 5-year-old cousin says sometime..
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:59 am
Erm...how many animals were on Moses' Ark?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:00 am
None! Moses didn't have an ark!
A box without hinges, key, or lid yet golden tresure inside is hid.
Sorry. Don't know too many jokes so it'll be mostly riddles for me.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:04 am
Eggs.
What is as different as black and white,
as good and bad,
And when one exist, the other shows,
When the other shows, the one does not exist?
Not very good with the poetry, but it is a start and I hope I gave enough clues.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:05 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:07 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:20 am
Nope, go ahead. did you make it up yourself?
Wait...the sun and moon?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:21 pm
I'd say the sun and moon also...
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:47 pm
Light and dark. Where there is light, there is dark, but there is not nessiarly light where there is dark. Make any sense? And, yes, I did make that up my self. Who else would have such bad poetry skils?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:40 pm
ME!
An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face.
"That eye is like to this eye," said the first eye
"But in low place, not in high place."
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:42 pm
Oh, gosh; I have no idea (I'm so bad with riddles! stressed ). I'm still thinking about that one..
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:47 pm
Sachi_x Oh, gosh; I have no idea (I'm so bad with riddles! stressed ). I'm still thinking about that one.. You have never read the Hobbit, have you?
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