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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:04 pm
" See, I told you that you'd like it Deidara-chan...Hey Uchiha, you can't watch this. You can listen but you have to accept Lord Jashin if you want to watch." he felt Deidara squirming under him " You have to hold still or else I can't draw the symbols correctly. I'll tell you what. If you hold still I'll give you a treat when we're all done. Okay heart "
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:09 pm
Itachi covered his eyes.
Well, on second thought, he was pretty much blind anyways.
"What the ******** kind of a riual is that?! More like molesting!"
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Vampire mistress balmung Crew
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:11 pm
"what kind of treat? un!"deidara asked in a cute voice. (hey g2g but maybe i wil brb its cuz my sis needs the com kay sorry brb heart )
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:12 pm
" I feel like a f***ing broken record. It's a real ritual. If we get lucky it may just be the ritual that clears up the weather....or...It might make Deidara fall in love with me...I forgot which...anyway, he's already calling be danna so we have nothing to loose right Deidara-chan?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:15 pm
"Fall in love with you? <******** NO!"
He yelled.
Deidara was his!
...
Wait, did he just think that?
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:18 pm
It was hard for Kari to keep a straight face anymore. She never knew what affect snow would have on a guy's mind. Now Deidara was more popular than ever.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:28 pm
" You'll have to wait until we're all done before I tell you so It'll be a surprise. So keep still, but you can be as loud as you want."
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:29 pm
"Deidara! He's gonna rape you!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:42 pm
" I AM NOT. I already f***ing told you that rape is against my religion...you stupid f***ers better get that through your tiny s*** filled brains......f***....now where were we? Oh yes..."
Hidan started drawing symbols on Deidara's inner thighs " I hope the blood isn't too cold for you."
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:28 pm
"Oh, God."
Itachi said, thinking dirth thoughts when Hidan was saying those things to Deidara.
"Yuo know, Deidara. This is all pointless. Jashin isn't real anyways, so this is all for nothing."
He said, trying to get Hidan ticked enough to stop and do something about him.
Anything but Deidara.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:40 pm
Sasori, stumbled and still in shock of what just happened, stumbled into the room, his eyes dizzy circles, and his arms clicking as he walked. "What...is going on?" he asked in a drunken voice, then he was snapped back into reality when he spotted Deidara on the table, and Hidan performing his ritual. "NANI!!!!????" Sasori screamed, mainly at Hidan. "What're you doing to Dei-chan!?" He cried, running over and trying to pull Hidan away. All he managed to do was detach his arms. He fell backwards, but his arms stayed on Hidan, gripping him, squeezing him, telling him to stop. "ITACHI! WHY'D YOU LET HIDAN DO THIS TO DEI-CAN?" he cried, standing up and waving the little stubs he now had for arms.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:00 pm
Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Well, you see, I'm not one to take action. I'm more of a person who'd rather talk things out."
He said, making up a random excuse.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:00 pm
Kari turned around, tired of listening to the shouts of the others. "Shut the hell up alre---" She spotted Sasori's arm detached and on Hidan. Kari quickly muffled her laughter before anyone heard.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:56 pm
Sasori, outraged at Itachi's excuse, bashed his stub for an arm on Itachi's head. "That's what you get, shrimp!" Sasori cried, then ran over to Hidan and kicked him in the back of the leg. "Give me my arms back! And stop doing whatever you're doing to Deidara!" he called, pointing his stub at Hidan. And despite the seriousness in Sasori's face, this was a rather funny situation he was in.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:57 pm
Oh, no.
He didn't.
That goddamned puppet sonuva b***h b*****d.
He'd get revenge for this.
Later.
For sure.
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