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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:09 pm
Okami Ameras Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
The sixth commandment: "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
Bernadette - The act of torching you mortgage.
A young lady was dating a banker and a poet at the same time.
She couldn't decide whether she should marry for batter or verse.
Do forgers write wrongs?
Bachelor - an unaltered male.
Coincide - what you should do when it starts to rain.
Castanet - a primitive fishing method.
Somersault - the opposite of winter pepper.
Where does a cat go when it loses it's tail?
The retail store.
If you want a happy and healthy horse do you have to have
a stable environment?
If a cannibal eats a missionary does he get a taste of religion?
Are dog biscuits made of collie flour? Yay! More corny puns! xp
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:13 pm
Strideo Okami Ameras Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
The sixth commandment: "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
Bernadette - The act of torching you mortgage.
A young lady was dating a banker and a poet at the same time.
She couldn't decide whether she should marry for batter or verse.
Do forgers write wrongs?
Bachelor - an unaltered male.
Coincide - what you should do when it starts to rain.
Castanet - a primitive fishing method.
Somersault - the opposite of winter pepper.
Where does a cat go when it loses it's tail?
The retail store.
If you want a happy and healthy horse do you have to have
a stable environment?
If a cannibal eats a missionary does he get a taste of religion?
Are dog biscuits made of collie flour? Yay! More corny puns! xp
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:44 pm
I guy walks into a bar. He dies.
Wow that wasn't punny at all.
Two Democrats walk into a bar. Hillary gets up and keeps walking into it (Morale of the pun: She won't give up. She gonna make it through).
^ Reffering to the primaries...
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:39 pm
There's nothing like a TOKEN pun to test your CENTS of humor! xp
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:22 pm
If there's one thing I know, it's that I know one thing.
If there's two things I know, it's that I know one thing, and you know that I know it.
If there's three things I know, it's that I know one thing, and you know that I know it, and I know that I forgot the third thing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:05 pm
Quote: I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:10 pm
Strideo Quote: I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:12 pm
Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:14 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOLD TOPIC IS OLD.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:20 pm
zphal_girl87 OOOOOOOOOOOLD TOPIC IS OLD. It's two years old! And it's been nearly a year since it saw the top of the CIF.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:23 pm
Our family might give some computer parts to a guy we know that lives in Oregon. I guess that would make us... Oregon donors.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:42 pm
A Head Chef is in his restaurant, and it's near closing time. He's had a long hard day. He turns to the manger after putting the spices on the spice rack and asks "What Thyme is it? I want to go home."
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:38 pm
I made a computer simulation of Bruce Lee. I call him Virtual Lee. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:32 am
Then there was the tribal medicine man that went to college to get a degree in medicine. He graduated with a witch doctorate.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:40 am
Two boys went outside to fling some records like frisbees. Which records flew furthest? Led Zeppelin, followed by the Eagles and the Byrds.
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