Quoteables!

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Chachamaru-kun

Matt the masterofshadows

I really got, I really gotta pee. I really got, I really gotta pee-pee.

Haha, That was the very first SBEmail I ever saw. It holds a special place in my heart. heart

Mine was the virus.

Dear Strong Bad, I du do duoh doh crapfully yours. *Smacks his head of the keyboard*
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Did you just call me a dog food gangsta?
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Trogdor

Sup Mortal.

 

[Eternal Nightmare]

SB : "You gotta positate the negative! When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a cool, refreshing glass of pie-monade."  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

SB: The martinis have gone straight to their heads. The Neighbours will probably call the cops.

Homestar: (Tired and Annoyed, Monotone) Before I drink a tall slice of marmalade, I drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies.
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Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?

I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger.
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Thanks for stopping by guys.
Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.
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Shareholda: This is the kind of men we hire these days? He's a total liability!
Homestar: (Somewhat Hungover) Yeah...liability. L-I-A-B-I...(Shoe flies across the screen and hits homestar)
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SB: Do NOT go into strong mad's room. Or as I've taken to call it, "Rotten Egglund".


(Cut to Strong Mad's room door, green stuff coming out from the bottom, wrapped in yellow tape that reads "QUARANTINE!")

Strong Mad: SOMEBODY HELLLLLLLLLP!  

[Eternal Nightmare]

Homestar: "Hey, Strong Bad."
SB: "What?"
Homestar: "Are we rescued yet?"
SB: "You're gonna need to get rescued in a second if you don't quit asking me that."
Homestar: "Oh... Hey, Strong Bad."
SB: "What?!"
Homestar: "Is there ice cream yet?"
SB: "You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that... You know... cause I'm gonna hit you... and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling..."
Homestar: "Hey, Stinkoman."
SB: "Um... did you just call me Stinkoman?"
Homestar: "Yes sir, I did."  

[zawazawaii]

'I can overachieve like a bandit!' smile
'I can date Science Fiction Greg again!!' biggrin heart
'I CAN STOP SHOWERING!!!!' xd
'I can be a teen girl...'
'Ain't no teen girl.' neutral
'*chomp chomp* Quite good, quite good. *chomp chomp* 3nodding
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'A gift card for fashion! How did you know?!'

'GAZELLE CARCASSSSS!!!!'
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Ok, my ALL TIME favorite quoteables come from my all time favorite SBEmail-Bottom 10. Its just so cool.

'#10 biggrin ry T-shirt contests: Never will you find a more degrading contest - or a larger waste...of not-water.

Creeping in at #9 is that HORRIBLE painting Strong Mad has had in his closet since we were little.
*Strong Bad opens closet door slowly*
Come on in heeeeerreeee....!! twisted
AHH! eek *slams door* Jibb-ell-ay, jibbeleh, jibbeleh, jibb...elll...ay....jibbeleh.... crying gonk '

'I make good...earplugs too-'
'GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE RUNT!' mrgreen evil


'Number 3 is the ridiculous trend of giving choclate deserts dangerous names, you know, Like

CHOCOLARDIAC ARREST.
Oh that looks SINFUL.


or THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU.
Oh this is too rich.

Or possibly the least appetizing name of all time:
CHOCOZUMA'S REVENGE.
This is all fat free, right?
SHUT UP lady. mad '
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'That name is dumb. It sounds like it is so dumb.'
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Just something totally random but somehow related to homestarrunner.com:
My livejournal name WAS sugar_bob789 or something like that.