Quoteables!

[yzz_90]

Yet another great sbemail! Very funny! 3nodding domokun

sb

The critics agree! "A triumph!" "A cinematic breakfast snack of some kind!" "It..sure was a movie!" (quickly) Now playing in select cities. This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper.

Alien Marzi

You know, Nebulon, I've always admired your styles. *Nebulon makes a sad face and slides away.*

 

[zawazawaii]

Lump of dump pictures proudly presents : Whined....AND DINED.'

'....The remake that NO ONE has been waiting for...!'

 

[Matt the masterofshadows]

RETREAT!!!! Fall back, men! We're in over our heads!  

[yzz_90]

Wow! Another new sbemail! Looks like H*R is on a roll! biggrin

SB

These ancient fence drawings show evidence of destroyed crops, stolen babies, and family bike-rides. Or family pie-sitting contests.

Bubs

We got Bear-holding-a-shark frozen delights, and these shot glasses are always popular with the kids. Oh, and my favorite: these Bear-tooth-holding-a-shark-tooth necklaces!

H*R

Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I was in the woods, walking my dog Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place. And that's when I saw it. A very. Scary. Monsterman.

And they updated the museum, too! Awesome!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Bonus Stages, episode 9 version 1:
SB: Too many Boxing Glove emails, man. So I jumped into a lake of fire.
H*R:I followed.
CZ: All the cool peoples was doin' it!  

[zawazawaii]

'So these are supposed to be the bear-holding-a-sahrk? It looks like..........Morgan Freeman.'

xd That made me laugh SO HARD.

 

[yzz_90]

Holy Crap! Another new sbemail! Will they never cease?! Stay tuned to find out!!

SB

You know, I feel like that sentence could really apply to anything. Like, uh, "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad salad. It was the salad of my dreams." Or maybe like, "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad taco salad. It was the taco salad of my dreams."

same as above

Hey look! It's my crappy old computer! Asking the same crappy old questions! *Deleted!* SB: The lake head? What does that mean? *Deleted!* SB: Police quest?! This thing is obviously broken.

boring whiny guy

Ugh. The Cheat wins again. Pay up.

Bubs

Well, she's all yours! *hands The Cheat a car key. The Cheat squeals in happiness and does a dance.*

 

[Matt the masterofshadows]

So there i was, minding my own creepy business, when i found this severed head in the locker room!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Bubs: I'm gonna be two times two! Now put on your uniform and git to work!
SB: You're gonna be WHAT?  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Don't forget the crap flap!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Homestar Quotes:
Yeah you do.
Oh wow! What a great new invention!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Aunt Ruthy! Aunt Ruthy! There's catsup on the computer!
Ponk RRR! Ponk RRR! Ponk RRR!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Don't forget...um...Lionel Richie.  

[zawazawaii]

I think 'Mile' is my ALL TIME FAVORITE STRONGBAD EMAIL. EVER.
~
'COACH Z: Mr. Strong Bad, you won the mile. How di- WHATS YOUR SECRET?

STRONG BAD: The Cheeeeeeat.

EVERYBODY: The Cheat is a millionaire!

COACH Z: A parade for The Chort!
~
'KICK IT OUT, B-HAND.'
~
'You'd better believe it Seb, I can ride- I CAN DO CARTWHEELS FOR A MIIIIIILE. Ready and one and set and go.'
~
So yes Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring The Cheat, but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your ooooown. He can be the Grand...Marshall! He's also available for proms, and pizza partieeees!
~
See you later nice time!

 

[zawazawaii]

'It's not required that you sign your email, "Crapfully yours," or, "With a bunch of crap," or, "Crap in the times," or, "Crap is so great," "Everything is crap," "My middle name is Crapperson."...'