Quoteables!

[Matt the masterofshadows]

holy crap!  

[yzz_90]

New Sbemail! Lady fans.

Workout

SB: Maybe I need to start workin' out.
H*R:Boy, I'll say you do. One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C'mon y'all! Just twees it out!
SB: Twees it out?
H*R: Your buttweesimo! We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik!

Crafts

SB:One thing I definitely know about lady fans is that they all like crappy arts and crafts projects.
Marzi:Today we're going to make a real creative centerpiece out of junk mail and kitty litter.
SB sad sarcastically) Sounds heavenly...

 

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Fruit Salad, fruit salad...salad...salad as a rock?  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Do you even have half a brain?  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

The pipes are broken!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

new email up! Disconnected.

SB: Was your head connected to your body when you wrote this email? I think I get the gist of it...

H*R: Homestar Bunmaker! me likey, me likey!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Support the municipality! We're onto you.  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Strong Bad

a>REMOVE ME!
UNSUBSCRIBE!
TAKE ME OFFA LIST!

Homestar Runner

Hey, has it started yet? (Holds up a popcorn container containing a 2L bottle of Mt. Dew) I brought some popcorn. Dang, strong bad, I like your boots.

 

[zawazawaii]

[ Message temporarily off-line ]  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Tonite! Wooh-mon! We'll be drivin' down Sepulvida with the t-top down!!!  

[Shazbot_the_Pirate]

Marshie: "Boogidy boogidy; I'll scare your dad!"
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Powered by the Cheat Bubs: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses."
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Strong Bad: "Dear Strong Bad...I duh doh doh duh crapfully yours...I DUH DOH Doh duh crapfully yours...I can't even relate...I can't relate...I'm gonna get-I'm gonna get in there and mix it up!...I don't remember your name, Davey...Dear Strong Bad, how do you text with boxing gloves on.........  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

I'm the best
Around
Sombududa sombuda take me down!
I'm the best
Around
Dodododododo take me down!  

[Shazbot_the_Pirate]

Strong Bad

So you see, Claire? If it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistence to death, the On-Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Towns dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don...don't ask, it was...Strong Mads idea. Well, I hope that makes you not e-mail me anymore.

 

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Y'know, how can a guy deal with that?
(Santaman stops dancing)
Santaman?  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

I already know the ending
It's the part that makes your face implode.
I don't know what makes your face implode,
But that's the way the movie ends.