The Mysterious Barton Vending Machine

[Book4567]

you get a message that says in happy bright letters

Hitchhiker's Guide

DON'T PANIC

after earth had been destroyed by Vogons

*inserts coin*

Maybe this should be moved to games  

[Alienor Kaze]

You a big fat penguin plushie!

[inserts coin]

Icidentally, Kaze understands leet.  

[Dweezal]

You get a radioactive squirrel!

*inserts coin*

guajolote  

[Hikano]

You get a multicolored rock!

*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

You get dancing and talking muffins!

[inserts coin]  

[Nawa-chan]

You get a Squall-In-The-Box! ^_______^

-inserts coin-  

[kglguy]

You get a killer tomato


*Inserts coin*  

[Thei]

You get Paris Hilton

*inserts coin*

torta  

[Dweezal]

You get a killer rabbit!

*inserts coin*  

[kglguy]

You get a pair of tickets to see Kenny G.



*Stuffs Paris Hilton back in the vending machine, and inserts coin*  

[Link Shirou]

you get a nopal!

xd

::inserts coin::  

[Alienor Kaze]

You get a melting double chocolate sundae!

[inserts coin]  

[Dweezal]

You get an unlicensed nuclear accelerator! Just don't cross the streams!! XD

*inserts coin*

I like Kenny G razz  

[Book4567]

You get a trident II tungsten bomb(hehehe)
*inserts coin*