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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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 Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:43 am
inyuasha was working in the office late at nite then he went to his gf house and cheated on his wife wen he came home his wife was ded and the assasin was waiting above the dor wen inuyasha steped in he saw nuthin butt his blood land on the rug and died do to a knife in the bak of his neck
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:12 pm
One day Biker was in the middle of a gun fight when his blaster backfired and exploded. An acidy substance spilled all over his skin and ate away at his flesh and bones until there was nothing left but a puddle. mrgreen twisted
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:17 pm
biker was walking down the street one day and he saw silver robbing a store so he shot her legs with his blaster then crusified her on the store wall with iron croses
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:40 pm
Silver was on her way to class when she saw Biker beating up another student. Quickly she ran up, grabbed him by the hair and slammed his head into the lockers then whipping around to throw him down two flights of stairs. He died on impact with a crushed skull.
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:44 pm
yea rite lets see u pick me up
damn i out of idea to kill u with
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:54 pm
BikerInuyasha123678 yea rite lets see u pick me up damn i out of idea to kill u with Bored, I decide to walk into the game and use blatant first person!
~le gasp!~
Seeing biker struggle to figure out how to kill silverwolf I think to myself, he IS the murderous type, let's give him one back. I think about this for a while when suddenly a great idea hits me.
I walk up to him, "Hey biker!" I yell, wanting his attention/
He responds with an annoying "Whut?"
I smile wryly, knowing the fun is about to begin, and pick him up, carrying the bee clad fellow on my shoulder. I set him down inside of a phone booth and then lock the door, trapping him inside. Next, I haul over a mysterious box, a power drill, and a vacuum with hose. After drilling a few closely bunched holes in the ceiling I hear biker screaming at me.
"What are you doing?" he demands to know.
Putting his whelps of fear out of my mind, I connect the hose to the box and the telephone booth, then flip the vacuum's switch to on. Biker screams as he hears the buzz of what's about to happen.
Bees begin to pout into the booth, many more bees than should have been able to comfortably fit inside of my box.
Now, when you stuff a bunch of africanized bees into a box, they get upset. These upset bees took their anger out on the nearest target they could find, Mister BikerInuyasha. Not wanting to vomit up the delicious meal of Schnitzel I had just had, I leave just as I see a bee-covered body collapse to its knees.
(( In case you hadn't noticed, I can be a sadistic bad word at these games. ^_^;;; ))
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:02 pm
hmmm lets see i hav gun i shoot out the box and then kill u
o well downwiffpearcy was trying to kill biker and sudenly sees the box crack and then the crack gets biger biker bursts out of the box and blows everything in site to bits in cluding pearcy pearcy was instantly disintegrated and wipede off the face of the earth
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:12 pm
Haha! XD Sounds fun, dude!
Pearcy, bored as he is, decides to humiliate biker into submission.
"Look! A female human!" He shouts, getting biker's attention. After this he runs towards his opponent, launches himself into the air, and performs a super-duper-l33t-o-teabag! Biker, shamed, instantly commits seppuku.
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:42 pm
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shall now kill u
twisted twisted MUHA ok pearcy was tryiong to perform his bak flip wen i being a genie poof in to his way and made him fall and break his nbeck
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:29 pm
And now for the Coup de Grace!
Biker, having just suicided on himself after being shamed by pearcy was enraged. His anger proceeded towards the point where he could no longer avoid the dreaded typo. Pearcy, with a smirk, then summoned the god of keyboards. Now, the god, upon seeing the state of biker's typing was shamed. What was left but to turn poor biker into a rabid dandelion. And that the lord of keyboards did. Then a bunny ate biker. The end.
This game is waaay too much fun. eek
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:03 am
It's alright, everybody does. ^_^ By the way, since you didn't kill me in your last post, you automatically a splode or something. blaugh
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:23 pm
thnx i always wanted to explode and u do to
PEarcy exploded into ablivion
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:47 pm
Biker randomly combusts and burns to death.
I couldn't think of anything.^^
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:07 pm
Y'know, technically by inventing and imposing the "a splode effect" rule, I caused your death. So I didn't a splode from that post. (Yay technicalities, right? ^.^) Anyhows, just so I don't a splode.
Pearcy walked up behind Silverwolf and grabbed her wrist, leading her towards a twinky factory. He then threw her into the furnance and refused to tell anyone why that batch of twinkies tasted funny. (In a good way, 'cause I'm sure silverwolf tastes like some sort of magickal strawberry or apple or something)
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