Welcome to Gaia! ::

* slams a rusty hammer on the button the hammer breaks * s**t stressed

*shakes his head at Dante* Here use this instead. *hands him Alastor* 3nodding

*appears with dante* *(his sword)*
well well im here

*hires a toothless bum to push the button.* Push it and you'll get your food.

*melts the ice and diamond (yes, my fire is that powerful, MWAHAHA!), and goes to push it*

*Ben flies through the wall*Aaaaahhhhh! gonk

It's a start. *looks through his D&D weapons* You want an Axe, Flail, War Hammer, Sword, or Spear?
*shows Dante the weapons and hopes he can atleast understand some of it*....*is a D&D nerd* sweatdrop

Axe of the Unyielding-Combat Abilities:
10% chance of instantly killing an opponent by decapitation with each successful attack

THAC0: +5 bonus
Damage: 1D8 +5
Damage type: slashing
Weight: 5
Speed Factor: 2
Proficiency Type: Axe
Type: 1-handed
Requires: 10 Strength
Flail of Ages-Combat Abilities:
33% chance each hit that target will be slowed (no saving throw)
THACO: +5 bonus
Damage: 1D6 + 6, +2 Acid Damage, +2 Cold Damage, +2 Fire Damage, +2 Poison Damage, +2 Electrical Damage
Damage type: crushing
Crom Faeyr (war hammer)-Special Abilities:
grants 25 Strength
kills Stone Golems, Clay Golems, Ettins and Trolls
Thac0: +5 bonus
Damage: 2D4 + 3
Damage type: crushing
Blackrazor (sword)-Equipped Ability :
Regeneration: 1 hp every 5 seconds
Immunity to Charm and Fear
With every hit it has a 15% chance of draining 4 levels, healing the wielder by 20 hit points, and hasting him for 20 seconds as well as increasing his strength by 3 points for 20 seconds.
THAC0: +3 bonus
Damage: 1D8 +3
Damage type: slashing
Ixil's Spike(spear)-Combat Abilities: With each successful hit, the opponent must save or be pinned for 3 rounds, taking an additional 1D6+5 damage each round.

THAC0: + 6 bonus
Damage: 1D6 + 6
Damage type: piercing

Hmm...I know a way to hit you....but it would kill everyone in here in the process so I wont do it.. whee