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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:58 pm
Granted, but the light bulb doesn't fit your socket. sad
I wish I had the lead singer from Aventura sitting on my lap right now! xp
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:00 pm
Granted, but he/she is deathly ill.
I wish I didn't have to go to family camp... stare
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Briaz the Retrophiliac Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:27 pm
granted! but you've come down with a sickness that keeps you bedridden for 2 months.
I wish I could pet a dragon.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:45 pm
Granted! However, you irritate the dragon and it ends up burning you to ashes.
I wish summer vacation would never end.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:47 pm
Granted! but now you have to go to a new program: never-ending summer school.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayor Wiener!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:00 pm
*poof* Granted, but you get eaten....
I wish for warm, soft bread!! (I'm hungry....)
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:42 am
Granted! It's soft and warm...because someone just pee'd on it...(eww)
I wish I had a pair of fluffy house slippers...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:32 am
Okay. Not only is it fluffy because of the rabbit fur, you get attacked by PETA for wearing them and get a horrible rash on your feet, which will prevent you from wearing footwear for as long as you live.
I wish for a Japanese Pirate. ninja pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:14 pm
Granted, he stabs you then vanishes.
I wish Dr Who was real.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:12 am
He is, but was killed off by a freak science experiment.
(and thus, my wish was granted...heh)
Oy, I wish I had a genie to grant all of my retarded...my bad, mentally impaired wishes!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:40 am
Alright. Your genie is Christina Aguilara and you need to rub her bottle the right way.
I wish for a roll of tape.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:45 am
Granted. but it's empty.
I wish for a video game.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:23 am
Granted, but a random little boy runs up and steals it....
I wish for a new lamp.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:41 pm
Granted, a new magic lamp containing a new wish, pointless wasn't it.
I wish for a million unstealable pounds that can't be damaged or taken away from me.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:18 pm
Granted, but you are brain washed and you give away all the money....nice try....
I wish to have the power flight, that won't fail and has a non-crashing-into-things system
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