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 Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:47 pm
((OOC: So... I guess I should start? Damn, what to say...))
((... WTF?))
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:49 pm
((Lol! i guess I'll start as Caboose then lol...it's hard to figure out where to put everyone in the kind of Rp. But it's a challenge that we welcome with open arms! lmao!*goes into Caboose mode* I HATE BABIES!))
"Uhm...Tex...Where is Sheila? I made her a cupcake, and I uhm..Want..to..give it..to her." he said sheepishly. Caboose was the stupid stupid one, or so he was known to the reds, but he did not know this. In his world everyone was not who they were in real life. Even though Sheila was a tank lady, to him she was real, and he could have feelings for her.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:57 pm
"Caboose, shut up. Don't talk to her. She's an agent for the Reds. My commando-sense is tingling. Or whatever."
((OOC: Agh! When I'm in character I'm mean! Don't take it personally, that's Church!))
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:27 pm
"But Church! Tex is a girl, and Sheila is a girl. Wouldn't that mean they are conn-ec-ted, or some doorway spiral universe thing?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:58 am
"No, Caboose, that doorway only leads to rejection and awkward meetings in the movie store a month later. You don't wanna go there."
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:01 pm
"I like movies. Especially the one about that little puppy named Skip. I had a really good time watching that one."
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:10 pm
"Bored bored...No more catalogs to read..."
Donut was bored at the moment just sitting in the Red Team's jeep listening to static; he couldn't figure out how to work the radio. Thinking about all the things he could do to pass the time, Donut thought of only one thing:
"Maybe I can buy something pretty from the store...I hope they accept buttons as money."
Though Donut mentioned buttons as use to get something from the store, it really meant he had nothing to use for money and was actually intent on just stealing something and blaming it on a Blue person to take off the heat. Activating the jeep, Donut started driving towards the Blue base.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:34 pm
"And Skip just ended up being a dog of the opposite sex than what the dog in the movie was who only seemed intelligent because there was dog food on the actor's hand. Now go... scrub the floors or something."
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:36 pm
"Alright Donut, you can do this; just breathe deep and steady..."
Donut clicked the button on the seat belt button to unlock it and he fell face first into the dirt below: Donut had crashed the jeep by going full speed over a hill and doing what he called a 'Donut Roll' in the air, landing on the roof of the jeep as well as crashing it into the wall right beside the cave entrance.
"How will I explain? This will be just like my time at Steve's...What a time that was...Hey! A cave!"
Donut crawled out of the wreck that use to be the jeep and started making his way over to the cave beside the wrecked jeep. Unfortunately for Donut, the buttons he had for the store were in the other jeep.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:25 pm
"Yes Sir Church." He walked away. "By the way Church....I just wanted to tell you that you're my best friend, aaaaaaaand I'm still sorry for that one time I called your girlfriend a slut."
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:51 pm
"This cave is fabulous! I should get some light red paint and make this the light red base! That would show all those Nancys how great Donut is. I'll kick all their sorry behinds and they'll all want to worship me. No more Donut, but Donut the Great Magnificent Hair Dresser...What a world that would be..."
In Donut's mind right now was a world pictured by him to be what he views as what it should be. In the middle of Blood Gulch would be his throne and on the top of his throne mounted on several sticks would be the helmets of Simmons, Grif, and Tex; Tex because she blew him up once and the other two for their horrible fashion sense. In front of the throne would be a magical bonfire where everyone would dance around it and praise his greatness. First Sarge would tell about how great of a damn soldier he was, then Caboose telling him in a fancy British accent how smashing he is at fashion, and then the rest of the blue team would set themselves on fire after donating their hair to Donut to make fantastic wigs out of. Then at the end of the day, Sarge him and Caboose would be skipping through a field of flowers holding hands while they sang Walking on Sunshine.
"...Yes, what a glorious day it would be in that man's army...I would serve under Donut any day!"
Donut continued exploring the cave, getting dangerously close to the other end which would lead him to the Blue Base.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:15 am
"That's ni- wait... which girlfriend?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:26 am
"Where was I going again...I remember something about buttons and light red paint...Maybe those guys can help me out; that blue armor seems friendly."
Donut walked forward heading out of the cave before he was distracted for a brief moment by a bright green glowing thing. They had one over by red base, but Donut never got to check it out.
"Ooh, pretty..."
Donut reached out with his hand and touched the green glow and nothing happened. This was a bit disappointing for Donut, he at least expected some burns of some kind.
"Maybe if I flare it up with something..."
Donut took all three of the grenades he had on his person and placed them around the green flame. Then Donut stepped back and shot on of the grenades after six failed shots. Nothing happened again and the only thing changed was the black scorch marks on the ground around the green flame.
"Aw, this bites; worst amusement park ever."
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:42 am
"oh..uh..never mind.I"ll go do that thing now.....you're still my best friend."
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