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 Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:43 pm
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:45 pm
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:13 am
Sounds like a sex joke to me
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:42 pm
Sex Joke?! How does that sound anything like a sex joke. Here's a sex joke (kinda)::
So this crusty 'ol biker is riding down some errant stretch of road and comes up to this roadside bar. Walking up to the front door he sees a sign that reads:
Beer: $2.00
Hamburger: $3.00
Cheeseburger: $3.50
Chicken Sandwich: $5.00
Handjob: $50.00
So the biker checks his wallet to see he has enough money and steps inside. As he walks in he sees the place is pretty empty besides a few sun burnt farmers and a very beautiful woman working behind the bar. The woman saunters over to the biker and says "What can I get you?" The biker leans over the bar and asks in a quiet voice "Are you the young lady that gives the handjobs?" She smiles widely and replies "Why yes I do." The biker then says even quieter "Then you'd better wash your hands real good cuz I want a cheeseburger."
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:57 pm
Only I Can Have This!
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says,
"See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!".
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.
She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah".
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says,
"Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!"
She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says,
"Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!".
The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
The Fly That Dropped 6 Inches
There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"
Suddenly it all happened, the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water. The moral of this story is ...
"Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a p***y gets wet"
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:24 am
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:57 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:52 pm
One but it's going to take six episodes to do it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:13 am
Doomed Eclipse One but it's going to take six episodes to do it. With all the talking they do, I wouldnt be surprised if they went ten episodes long.
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dontnvme1 rolled 10 10-sided dice:
1, 6, 2, 3, 9, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9
Total: 64 (10-100)
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:51 am
it is a roflmao video but a Canadian Comedian about Micheal Jackson. I really think he meant it as a joke but if you think about what he is saying it is true.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:54 am
Mister Futa Doomed Eclipse One but it's going to take six episodes to do it. With all the talking they do, I wouldnt be surprised if they went ten episodes long. No they would have to go to another planet to get the light bulb, fight a villain that is insanely powerful then travel back to Earth. So it most likely would take a whole season to change that single light bulb. Or they have to find the dragon balls to summon the dragon and wish for the light bulb to be changed or a new bulb which ever would take longer.
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