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 Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:31 pm
34. Chibi gets thrown out after quoting Swift's "A Modest Proposal" to everyone in the baby department, and after explaining that they would fair better economically if they sell their young as meat instead of spending money on baby clothes and such.
35. Chibi gets thrown out after repeatedly quoting old movie lines to every single person in the electronics department.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:44 pm
36. cozork dresses like a ninja and clings to the ceiling and refuses to get down
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:51 pm
37- Red takes a blanket and drapes it around her shoulders and runs around, going up to random people and yelling "IM BATMAN! COME ROBIN, TO THE BATCAVE!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:00 pm
38. cozork sits on the managers desk and smokes a big doobie
39. cozork graffiti's his name on all the staff members
40. cozork puts wheat in the paper shredders to get some cereal
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:02 pm
41: Sabs has a light-saber fight with Lectern.
42: Sabs ran around the store throwing confetti at people.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:08 pm
43- all of the guild members, two words: Marco, Polo
44- Sabs dresses up the mannequin's as she see's fit
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:10 pm
45. cozork hires out all of the shops clothes to art students
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:12 pm
46- Red holds an indoor shopping cart race
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:18 pm
47. Cozork and Jackie run over people during said cart race.
48. Cozork makes sure to get the heads caught in the wires.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:29 pm
49- Red sets up a choir consisting of jacky, sabs, broken, and herself and they all walk around the store singing either "i wanna take you to a gay bar" or "sex and candy" REAL loud
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:38 pm
SorceressJacklyn Red7227 SorceressJacklyn 21. Jackie sets fire to half the store. 22. Broken gets the other half.
26- Red scares all of the children away from the toy section
27-Red uses the empty toy isles to make a full scale G.I. Joe vs. X-men, taking up a whole isle
28- Paradox and Jacky take bets on the battle described above
29- Red does it all over, but its G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes (G.I. janes- G.I. Joe with lipstick on)I know. That's why I said it. And I can see me making bets on the battle too. LOL 30. Paradox and Broken start up a BBQ. Baby ribs anyone? 31. Red eats half the babies before they can be cooked. 32. Poyudi insists on cooking and burns the rest of the babies. I'm on my laptop.... I happen to be a good cook!
50. Kid naps all the cute looking people in walmart, and turns them into his own personal harem. ...So yeah...
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:41 pm
51- Jacky switches the signs on the mens bathrooms with the signs on the womens bathrooms
52- Red makes her Peanut butter cookies in the cooking area twisted
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:47 pm
53. Jackie locks 5 women and two men into a room and videotapes whatever happens next.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:52 pm
54. Silver has a mental orgasm near the books, then begs people to buy every one of them for her.
55. Silver hijacks the announcement thing-a-ma-hooey and plays dirty but funny songs like Your Face by Philip Defranco/DJ Amaya and Smell Yo d**k by Riskay (which is actually kinda serious...).
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:53 pm
56. Epcot goes running around the store announcing that Wal-Mart is going to collapse if they don't leave. Then all but one leaves and wal-mart crashes.
57. Thinking the weapons in the hunting aisle are unloaded, pretends the game systems are deer, and shoots all the T.V's. They all break.
58. Epcot starts to sing all the songs from Alvin and the Chipmunks in slow motion over the loud speakers.
59. Epcot Dresses like mickey offering all the kids free tickets to Disney World, making all the people leave Wal-Mart
60. Epcot makes Wal-Mart close it's doors by acting like S.W.A.T and acting like there is a penguin on the lose having a nerf gun.
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