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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:12 pm
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"A hot blue (sometimes black) shirt instead of gay green spandex," Sakura continued to drool over Sasuke.
"God all of this is so retarded, I'm gonna go write my poetry," Sasuke walked off to the wagon.
"OH, poetry, Sasuke-kun, you are truely a god among men."
Kakashi looked at Sasuke, then to Sakura," Um Sakura, I think he's gay."
"NANI??!?!?!?!"
**Inner Sakura: NO ******** WAY, HE'S MINE. I'M GONNA DEFLOWER HIM ON THIS TRIP, BELIEVE IT!**
Kakashi continued, "I mean, he's into poetry, he wears really tight pants, and he's overly fixated on his brother. I mean it all adds up."
Sakura stared at the wagon, while Naruto slowly bled to death.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:35 pm
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"But...but...but his eyebrows, are, like, the size of the universe."
Kakshi rasied an eyebrow, though no one could tell, because it was hidden behind his forehead protector. "The size of the universe? Anyway, well it seems that I'm short one member for my team." A small boy walked by. Kakashi grabbed him and held a kunai to his throat. "What's your name boy?"
The boy looked wide-eyed at him, "Um...Timmy, sir."
"Congradulations Timmy, you're going to Oregon, get in the wagon."
"Um...ok, sir."
Sir? I like that. Sakura from now on, you will call me Sir."
"Of course, Kakashi-sens....I mean sir."
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:46 pm
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"Iruka-sensei, it's hot, and I'm tired, and I'm hungry, and I..." Konohamaru continued to whine on and on and on and on and on. Iruka barely paid attention. He was already frustrated because he had just seen Uchiha Itachi murder half of St. Louis for some basic supplies.
"Where the hell am I supposed to find oxen now. And from the rumors I heard, some fatass ate an entire herd by himself. Must've been Chouji," Iruka continued to swear under his breath.
"Konohamaru-chan, where are we going?" The random girl, who I will now refer to as Betty, asked.
"Orey-gan, or something like that. I have no clue," Konohamaru responded.
"Will there be books?" the nerdy ninja, who I will now refer to as Poindexter, asked.
"Probably, knowing how much I hate them," Konohamaru spat.
"I love books," Poindexter gushed.
"God I have I no idea why I associate myself with you two," Konohamaru almost began to cry.
"Because you alienated everyone else in our class by being an uptight p***k who thought he was the best because his grandpa was Hokage," Betty told him.
"Oh, right."
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:02 pm
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Anko sat with her legs crossed. She stared over at Tsunade, then moved her gaze to Shizune, then to Mizuki's wife. "Alright what do you got?" she asked the three other girls.
"Two pairs, kings high," said Tsunade.
"Three of a kind, of sevens!" Shizune ********," Tsunade took off her shirt.
"Queen high straight," Mizuki's wife responded.
"God damn!" Shizune took off her pants. Revealing her short shorts. "Geez it's cold."
Anko laughed, "Royal flush, bitches!!"
"s**t," Mizuki's wife took off her coat. "Yeah it is cold."
"Ha ha, I win another round."
"Don't you think we should, get our supplies and get ready to hit the road?" Shizune asked, shivering.
"After one more hand," Anko smiled.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:55 pm
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Timmy sat in uncomfortable silence as Sasuke wrote his poetry. Occasionally glancing up at the boy, smiling, then returning to his writing. Sakura joined the two inside. "How's the poem coming Sasuke-kun?"
"Shut up, your voice makes me ill."
"Oh..." Sakura looked at her feet. When Inner Sakura popped up and screamed, "God damn Sasuke, your cold shoulder makes me want you even more!!!!"
Timmy snickered.
Sakura punched him through the side of the wagon. Where he flew and crashed into Kakashi.
"Holy crap, did you just attack me?" Kakashi glared at him.
"No, sir, that crazy girl just puched me through the side of the wagon."
"Oh don't blame this on her, this was your doing!"
"Um....I'm sorry, sir?" Timmy struggled to find the answer that would stop Kakashi from beating the hell out of him.
"Well, as long as your sorry, I'll only make you wrestle ONE bear later."
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:53 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:10 am
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Iruka cursed yet again, "Where are all the oxen around here, and the clothes?"
Konohamaru looked up to his teacher, "Iruka-sensei, why do we need clothes? I mean we've been wearing these for what seems like forever, what's the point in changing now?"
Iruka glared down at Konohamaru, who promptly slunk up against a fence and put up a blanket hiding himself rather well. If the lines on the blanket didn't go horizontal as opposed to vertical as were on the fence.
Poindexter walked up and poked the blanket where Konohamaru's head was.
"AHHH!!! MY EYE!!!!!"
"Konohamaru-chan, that disguise sucked," Betty told him.
"No it didn't, it was fool proof," Konohamaru continued to hold his injured eye.
"No, it wasn't, and luckily we had our resident fool testing it, thank you Konohamaru for showing us, just how much you suck," Iruka stopped yelling at Konohamaru and looked up. Up farther ahead he noticed Chouji was sitting back eating whole oxen. "Oh dear Christ! Well come on failures, let's go join up with the other teams, then I can join you in failure with how little I could find for our journey."
"Don't worry Iruka-sensei," Poindexter smiled helpfully. "You'll always be the King Loser to us!"
Iruka kicked poindexter.
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