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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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 Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:16 am
The music sure did help her, but like he'd already said, it wouldn't always be there. He grunted as the kicks rained down, but his arms wrapped around them, holding her hostage as he flipped back himself. This sent her flying over him, to land behind him in whatever terrible manner befitted her.
He let her legs go before they brought him down, and turned around while still crouched, his head cocked to one side.
"I thought you wanted a lesson on how to dance. Not on how to get your a** kicked."
HP: 29
Damage: 8 wtf
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:55 am
He grabbed her legs and she knew instantly she was done for. But hey! Lesson learned! Don't do that again! She cried out with surprise as he threw her and she slammed onto the ground with a heavy, painful thud. Fuuuuuck! She actually saw stars that time. His taunt got to her though. a*****e. Don't let him in your head, idiot. Just keep fighting on. You can do this. Atropos piped in before Candace could lose her cool and start to really ******** up. ******** Robert. How did he go from terrible to good?! She distinctly remembered he sucked at fighting.
"Quit throwing me on the ground, a*****e." Because that's totally effective. Asking. Yup. She side-swiped now, the bladed edge of a boot connecting with his leg as she rolled onto her hands and knees and quickly got up to her feet. But she didn't keep her back to him long. She refused to do something so stupid.
HP: 21
Damage done: 3
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 6
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:11 am
Robert winced when the blade struck his leg, bending it in pain. Still, when a girl asks him for something so nicely, he couldn't help but deliver.
"Stop throwing you on the ground? All right. Lesson two, the best jumps are the ones that have the most height. Let's see how you do."
One leg rose, as did his arms - was he doing the Karate Kid pose?
Yup.
His legs flew at her, kicking her straight up to send her flying.
HP: 26
Damage: 8
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:17 am
Candace was indeed sent flying. She landed on the ground a few feet away.
She was stewing with fury.
HP: 13
Damage done: NONE WHAT THE HELL
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:20 am
"Eh.." His hand wavered in front of him in a so-so fashion. "I'd give it an eight."
He walked over, and held his hand out. "All right, next lesson." He helped her back on her feet, and pointed at her toes. "You're at your strongest when you've got your knees bent and your feet flat on the ground. If you're trying to be fancy, you're asking for trouble. Get up on your toes."
He waited, and whether or not she did it didn't really matter - the force of the brunt hit his shoulder gave her body would send her flying back either way.
HP: 26
Damage: 6
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 3
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:49 am
Not. Funny. She was not in the mood for jokes anymore. He was pissing her off. Or was it really him pissing her off? Was she sure it wasn't just herself? It was probably herself. She couldn't believe she was losing to Robert. Seriously. Robert.
She didn't want to play nice anymore.
Candace accepted the help up, humming thoughtfully. "Mm. Though that doesn't really work when I want to use my feet." But she did it anyway. She knew what was coming, and she had an idea. It was a lame idea but an idea nonetheless.
She grunted as she was sent stumbling back away from him, hopping on one foot to bring the other up. She took off one of her boots, held it like a frisbee and flung it straight at Robert. ******** dancing.
HP: 7
Damage done: 5
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:52 am
BOOT TO THE HEAD.
"WHAT THE ******** CANDYASS." He screamed, as he picked the shoe back up and flung it back at her - missing her by a mile. "WHAT KINDA FIGHTING IS THAT?"
HP: 21
Damage: 0
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:02 am
Okay. Now that was funny. Candace doubled over with laughter when the shoe connected with his head and he screamed at her, holding her middle as she did. "AHAHAHA! It's called--PFFT--being resourceful! Ahaha!" She couldn't beat him with brawn but apparently with dirty fighting.
"Ah, man. Sorry about that," She wasn't. "I feel better now." That part was true.
She stepped away to go get the thrown boot, calmed down but still amused.
HP: 7
Damage done: None you little whore
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:04 am
"Next lesson." Why did he sound so close? "Never turn your back on an enemy."
How was that a dance lesson? Robert's knee came up right between Candace's legs from behind - this had to be inappropriate on so many levels.
HP: 21
Damage: 5
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 3
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:12 am
She was putting her shoe back on when his voice came up from right behind her. Her eyes widened. "Shi--" His knee hit her hard and she actually cried out in pain this time, stumbling away with a wince. Son of a b***h!
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" She roared, coming around on the ball of her foot with her leg raised, slashing across his middle with Atropos' blade. Candace was quick to move away, wincing again.
HP: 2
Damage done: 5
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:13 am
Feeling the blade along his body, he backed up, trying not to snicker.
"I was - I was just - teaching y- BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA~"
He'd kicked her a**. Literally. It was really ******** funny.
HP: 16
Damage: 0
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:17 am
Candace's eyes narrowed and her hands balls into fists. "Shut up! That actually HURT!" And it still hurt! Son of a...! She growled and lashed out to punch him in the face, missing and somehow stumbling right past him. She fumbled to turn around so her back wasn't to him again.
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:18 am
He was still laughing even as she tried to punch him, and missed. He bent sideways just slightly as she went past him, and his arm went up.
"I'm sorry, princess. Let me make it all better." He chuckled out, slamming his elbow down on her back.
HP: 16
Damage: 5
Hi lani (liz I love you I'm keeping this here)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:35 am
"The hell you--" She was cut off by the sharp jab of an elbow to her back and hit the ground hard, wincing. Atropos desummoned herself immediately, reforming as two glowing rings. Candace was quiet except for a long hiss of pain, her eyes closed tight and her teeth digging sharply into her bottom lip. ********. ********. ********. ********. ********. She'd been doing so well! She'd been getting praise! She'd...she'd expected to win this! Robert was terrible on all of their missions! How the ******** did he win this?! ******** was a very sore loser. It didn't help he was laughing at her. He hadn't just hurt her back and her a**, he had hurt her pride. "Are you just about done now?" She managed to get out after just laying there for a bit, slowly pushing onto her hands and knees. She refused to look at him, or let him see her face. Candace winced. ********, she was sore.
HP: -3
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:43 am
Robert's laughter finally died, and he walked over to stand in front of the fallen princess, bending his long legs to crouch down at her head and leaning in, with his arms resting on his knees. He surveyed the damage, and considered the question.
Was he done? Was he done with her?
Jezebel itched in his hands, silently begging him to say no. She was on his side, for once.
He reached out to Candace with his other hand, pressed down on the back of her head, and pushed until her face was against the floor.
"No, Candyass. I ain't done yet. I got one more thing to tell you."
He bent in, close enough to press his lips against her ear, and whispered in a voice as cold as ice. "If you ever hurt Jordan again, I'll ******** kill you."
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