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 Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:49 am
Karkat cracked open a red ringed eye to glare at Nepeta. What in the world was she doing near him. Karkat resisted the urge to degrade himself by looking around for her 'keeper'. He couldn't imagine the blue blood approving of Nepeta mixing with a mutant like him. But, mostly, he just didn't want to deal with Equius coming over to scold Nepeta and then sweat all over him.
"No, Nepeta. I'm fine," Karkat seethed, baring his blunted fangs at her wide open expression of concern. "I'm fine with sitting in this forsaken asteroid base, surrounded by nook-sniffers and bulge-gnawers, and fending off sleep with a pair of rusty crab sickles!" Karkat snarled. No, of course he wasn't fine. But, there was nothing anyone else or himself could do about his state. He could only be left to stew in his own mess. Which, admittedly, he took a lot of blame for creating.
With the thought of his own guilty tugging at his blood pumper, Karkat was suddenly hit with another wave of nauseous exhaustion. "Everyone's just off in their own little world," Karkat grumbled. "So, whatever. It doesn't even matter."[[I made up bulge-gnawer all by myself! * proud *]]
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:44 pm
((: DD Nice!)) Nepeta wrung her hands together infront of her, staring down at her unrequited flush-crush. She had sensed his need to look for Equius which he restrained quite admirably, but she also felt the need. It wouldn't do if he interrupted her plan after all! She glanced overuse shoulder toasted Equius, and noticed he had moved infront of her computer so he could read what she had tried to hide from him. She imagined he might comestorming over when he was done, because not only was she conversing with highbloods(which was sooo inappropriate in his eyes), but she was plotting with them to help Karkat. Better make this quick then. "Karkitty, you really should get some sleep! It's bad fur you not to! Maybe if you borrow one of Gamzee's pies and sleep with your head in it, it would be much better fur you?" That hadn't been her original plan, but anything to get him to rest properly. She would still go to her regular plan if he shot the first one down, or if Equius finished and decided to storm towards them. Because she could practically smell the guilt rolling off him, she decided to use it against him. It would make her guilty too, but she would do what she had to. "..Plus I've noticed the people you ordered not to sleep have been looking purrty bad themselves, and they really need sleep like you do! Come on Karkitty, please?" Practically none of the Prospit dreamers he ordered not to sleep listened to the order, but hopefully his sleep depraved mind would make him see tiredness in them that wasn't there.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:34 pm
Gamzee finally decides to blink after a long ogle out of the window. The sting of his dried-out eyeballs is easily overlooked by the miracle that is space and all its majesty. The thought of something he was supposed to be doing a while ago grows ever more faint as he dips a finger in a cooling pie for a taste. "I have the feeling I was about to do something important. Like a mother ******** best bro move of sorts and yet..." his gaze drifts towards the window again at the stars speeding by. The thought of how this little asteroid of their's doesn't collide with anything is just another one of life's mother ******** miracles.
The voices behind him snap Gamzee back to reality. This place is usually quite with the sound of keyboard typing and honks not being honked. That's right! Karkat was having another nervous meltdown. Easily forgotten since they happen so frequently, but this time it looks like it has taken some physical toll. With eyes all crusty and exhausted, he looks about as bad as his attitude. Luckily Gamzee has the panacea for his ailment! He then snatches up the freshly cooled pie and begins his march towards Nepeta.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:58 pm
Eridan sat...some-what quietly in the corner of what he pertained to be his room. Space...occupiable area. Whilest he was huddled in his corner, he muttered to himself. How was he going to win Fef back from that insufferable p***k Sol? It wasn't like he could go to just anyone for help. Kar would probably just get mad at him, and Gamz didn't have much for brains anyways. Talking to him would end with Faygo or something along the lines of '******** Miracles,' of which he wasn't exactly sure the meaning to. That left him with three options, Equius, Captor and Tav. Never mind that left him with one option. Equius would most likely break him trying to explain while not sweating profusely, and Tav? Well, Tav couldn't muster up enough courage to talk to most of the girls, let alone the boys, so why would he know how to make a girl swoon?
"Oh Cod." Eridan cried, covering his face with his hands. "Do I really havve to go to that lowwblood for help? Do I really havve to ask him howw to--wwait a glubbin minute! That's it!" Eridan jumped to his feet, a look of determination on his face as he realized what this all meant. "Oh Ampora, you sly troll you!" Eridan ran over to his computer, convienently placed only a few feet from his favourite place--the corner-- in case he ever needed it-- like now.
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
CA: sol
CA: i uh require your assistance
CA: sol please this is a matter a
CA: wwell thats not important just answwer me please
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:35 am
Sollux was usually wandering the empty halls looking for random technology and what not to pass time, but for a change, he was actually in his bed when he hears his Trollian message go off. Since he had a headache, it made the noise that much more annoying. With a grumble, he turns over and grabs his husktop. He gets a very un-amused look on his face when he see the purple text that belonged to Eridan.
"Of ******** cour2e... It had to be ED" Sollux complained to himself, rubbing his temples with a small hiss. If anyone were to come in and see him, they'd probably say he look absolutely terrible, hence why he decided to hide out in his room in the first place.
TA: ED, I am really not iin the mood for your 2tupiid drama...
TA: A2k 2omeone el2e for a22i2tance
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:37 am
Feferi was about to begin replying when she jumped at Karkat's sudden outburst. The troll twirled about in her seat, eyes wide behind her goggles as she set her hands over the back of her chair and rested her chin upon them, staring at Karkat as he garbled a mess of words that made positively no sense at all.
Her attention flickered then to Nepeta, who suddenly stood up and made her way to that grouchy fellow.
A frown etched across her face. Well, there went the secret plan. Feferi turned around and set her hands back to the keyboard.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
~~~~ ( Hope you don't mind me casually stealing your log idea XD )
CC: )(ope you )(ad good luck glubbing to karcrab!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
She leaned away from her computer for a moment, exhaling a sigh that sounded suspiciously like a drawn out 'gluuuubbbb'. She figured Nepeta wouldn't see any of her answers until after she'd talked to Karkat, so there wasn't much use in replying anymore. Right?
In the meantime, Feferi found her attention flickering to Sollux's handle, and a little grin flickered across her face. Speaking of which, she hadn't seen him in awhile-- at all this morning {or night, whatever it was, it was hard to keep track in the veil}, and she needed a way to pass the time anyways.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
CC: SOLLUX! 38D
CC: I )(aven't sean you at all today!
CC: glub
CC: Water you up to?
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:06 pm
Eridan wrinkled his nose at the response. How dare a lowblood talk to him like that. He was practically royalty! Ok, in a sense he was, but there was still Fef above him. It was complicated. Eridan shook the thought out of his head. He was getting side-tracked and he needed to stay on this route. Nothing would stray him away from what he desired!
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
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CA: i dont think you understand sol
CA: this requires the most delicate of attentions
CA: i need your help in wwooin a girl
CA: and only you can help in this most desperate a stuations
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:30 pm
Before Sollux could even get a response from Eridan, another message notice goes off, this time it was Feferi. He was seriously starting to regret even answering, now he had to stay online which was not going to be much from with his headache.
twinArmageddons [TA] began Trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
TA: Not much actually, ju2t re2tiing
TA: Anythiing iintere2tiing happeniing out iin the lab?
As soon as he finished his message to Feferi, Eridan's Trollian handle went off. Sollux sighs and switches to it, reading over the response before getting an almost amused look on his sickly features. ED was asking him for help wooing a woman? Are we serious...? He must seriously be desperate to be asking, it's almost laugh worthy; but he won't, because it would not agree with his head.
twinArmageddons [TA] began Trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TA: You can't be 2eriiou2 ED
TA: A2kiing me two help you woo a woman?
TA: Be2iide2, what would I get out of thii2?
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:35 pm
The grin that spread across Eridan's face was that of a kid trapped in a candy store. Sol was going to help! It was evident in the way he'd replied. But what would he get out of it? Wait, he needed to get something out of it? Wasn't the thought of having helped another troll reward enough?
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
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CA: wwell let me see
CA: i dont knoww cant you just be satisfied wwith knowwin that you helped a friend
CA: besides your the only logical answwer i thought of wwhen i wwas thinkin a wwho could help
CA: just tell me howw you do it an ill be on my wway
CA: i just need to knoww howw you get the girls to swwoon ovver you
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:30 am
Feferi took a glance over her shoulder, watching Nepeta try to calm Karkat down. Her gaze flickered then to Gamzee, who was marching across the room with a pie towards the two.
Oh dear.
Beep!
Feferi's attention drew back to her computer, and her smile flickered into a neutral position. Oh, he'd been resting? Woops.
That would have explained not seeing him in the lab at all today.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
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CC: O)(! Sorry!
CC: T)(at would explain not seaing you all day.
CC: )(-E)(-E!
CC: Actually, yes!
CC: All of t)(e interesting t)(ings are )(appening.
CC: All of t)(em.
CC: glub
CC: Karcrab is super sleep deprived
CC: And )(e was glubbing some random t)(ings a minute ago
CC: Reely loudly too
CC: And now Nepeta is trying to calm )(im down and Gamsea is wading over wit)( one of )(is pies
CC: I t)(ink it's going to end up on the ceiling like the other ones...
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:05 am
Sollux sighs when Eridan's Trollian handle goes off yet again. He opens it and reads what ED has to say, raising one eyebrow as he does so. 2o ED want2 to know how I 2woon the women? He'2 going to get alot more than he a2ked for. A sly smirk spreads across his face, this was going to be fun, possibly.
twinArmageddons [TA] began Trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TA: Fiine, a2 long a2 you leave me alone
TA: Now, iit'2 not what I do iinfront of other2 that 2woon2 them
TA: But 2eeing a2 you are de2perate, iit wiill have two do
TA: You have two do exactly a2 I 2ay
TA: 2tep 1: Get iinto your mo2t 2exual outfiit
TA: 2tep 2: Put one of tho2e fake human facial hair2 on
TA: 2tep 3: Cover your2elf iin 2ome 2ort of fragrance that you thiink they would liike
TA: 2tep 4: Mu2iic and danciing are an iimportant part of the 2wooniing riitual, 2o get 2omethiing ready
TA: Fiinally you can go 2woon your woman.
TA: Now leave me alone ED
With that annoyance out of the way, Sollux turns his attention to Feferi's trollian handle. Reading over the fuchsia text, sighing in response to the stupidity happening in the lab.
twinArmageddons [TA] began Trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
TA: 2omeone 2hould ju2t knock KK out and get thii2 over wiith...
TA: It'2 a paiin iin the a22 haviing an extremely noii2y, angry, tiired KK runniing around
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:29 pm
Eridan was practically beaming when he read Sollux's response. It seemed so easy! Why had he never thought about that? Well, music he already had picked out, and a dance was easy. You just improvised. That always won a womans heart. So all he had to do was find something he deemed 'sexual', then find a sent he enjoyed most and lather himself up. Oh and one of those human facial hair things. Where was he supposed to--oh right. He had one hiding away under his bed. Such a simple place to leave it.
But what would he use to make himself smell irrisitable? What would he wear? Eridan got up and begain pacing his room. It wasn't that he was without these things, it was simply that he had so many options. Should he go with the sleek and stylish approach? Should he dress like that Dave human? Girls always seemed to swoon over him. No no. There was no reason to dress like someone else to impress the girls when it was obvious he had a secret weapon.
Himself of course.
Eridan started tapping a finger against his chin. Maybe something more in season? Oh but what was even in season when you were out on a meteor in the middle of no where??
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:18 pm
Feferi didn't look over her shoulder again, but glanced towards Nepeta's computer, where Equius seemed to have turned towards him to read. Well, that wasn't good.
For Karkat, that was. She knew for a fact Equius wouldn't dare approach her on the subject. He always got so... Awkward around herself, or any of the other "high" bloods; but oh, she wished he wouldn't! She hated being seen as a "high" blood. Couldn't she just be their friend?
She stifled a sigh and perked up at the beep from her computer, and stifled a sigh as she turned away from what she guessed would be soon chaos in the lab.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] began TrollingtwinArmageddons [TA]
~~
CC: Yeah it kind of is. Glub. 38(
CC: I just )(ope t)(at Nepeta can convince )(im to take a nap
CC: T)(at wave no one )(as to knock )(im out! 38D
CC: T)(en again Equius mig)(t do it anywaves after )(e reads Nepeta's pesterlog...
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:06 pm
Sollux closed his eyes momentarily before Feferi's message went off, reading over it before sighing. Why doe2 KK have to be 2o diiffiicult? He couldn't 2tay awake for much longer, iit wa2 goiing to make hiim 2iick... 2tupid KK.
twinArmageddons [TA] began Trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
TA: I'd 2ay tell the iidiiot to come to my room...
TA: But I doubt he'd lii2ten
TA: Probably ju2t end up beiing loud and annoyiing
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:53 pm
Eridan began gathering up what he did have. His fake mustashe, a tub of body butter and grabbed one of those human music players with the cd. He didn't care too much about what it was called, all that mattered was that it worked and did exactly as he told it to.
Now Eridan was going through his array of formal attire. A suit was too much for this sort of thing. Shorts? No, too wishy-washy for what he had planned. Oh! That was it! As the humans would call it, a baithing suit! That would be perfect. It would show off his toned abs, his sleek figure, his guns!
"Oh but I havve so many a them! Alright Ampora, time to start modelin' to see wwhat you havve that'll wwork for this." He told himself, grabbing an armful of his swim wear. He tossed the pile onto his bed before he started to go through them. Trunks looks pretty much like shorts, so all those were tossed into the dismissal pile. There was something that resembled a females one piece, except it just looked like a giant 'v' strewn upon the body. Too...awkward. A thong looking thing? Oh Cod no! There it was. His prized possession. A purple speedo, complete with two blue stripes on either side of his hips. He had to admit, he looked so dashing in this, he swooned over himself.
Eridan threw that on, lotioned himself up, then added his fake facial hair before giving himself a once over. "Ampora, you are one sly troll you are." He grinned at himself. Perfect. Now to throw on a pair of his regular clothes that he didn't mind getting dirty or destroyed and he was ready to go and find the women and woo them.
caligulasAquarium [CA] begain trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
CA: sol
CA: sol answwer me
CA: do you knoww wwhere any a the ladies are currently presiding
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