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 Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:29 am
To make erors is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:31 am
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:32 am
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:09 am
supper sexy 101 If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? they would only think that because they couldn't see us ninjas cuz we are ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:14 am
supper sexy 101 If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it which is why i can't retire from being a ninja, it's because i am to good at it ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:22 am
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:27 am
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:07 am
supper sexy 101 twisted twisted The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets twisted twisted That is so true, and hilarious!! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:09 am
supper sexy 101 I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Seriously??!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:10 am
supper sexy 101 Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it! OOOhhhhh never thought about that one!!! That's a good line.....i think i may need to use it in the future!! hehehehe razz
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:11 am
supper sexy 101 To make erors is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential Sad but true :/
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:20 pm
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:24 pm
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. (Then when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes)
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:28 pm
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:31 pm
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!
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