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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:52 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:57 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:02 pm
SORRY IF THESE JOKES WERE TO RUDE BUT THEY MADE ME LAUGH TILL MY TUMMY HURT twisted rofl blaugh mrgreen mrgreen blaugh rofl twisted
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:10 pm
these next jokes are for guys (Away messages)
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:11 pm
Leave a message, and I'll PM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll PM you back sooner
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:12 pm
Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't PM you back, it's you!
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:13 pm
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:14 pm
I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:17 pm
My p***s is temporarely stuck in the cd-rom drive. if you have any suggestions on how to get it out. please let me know
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:28 pm
You know the drill. You leave message, i ignore it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:41 pm
Sorry %n, Im working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, Ill get back to you.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:42 pm
I am currently being question by the US government about my knowledge of their plan to invade Greenland. After I have my memory erased, I will get back to you.
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