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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:37 pm
Cloudskipper Oh yes, it is that indeed. biggrin And yeah, I love the bulb line too xd It's definitely a classic! Gosh, RD is SO quotable! Well, as evabh said earlier; RD is one big quote... blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:44 am
Holly: We're three million years into deep space and supplies are plentiful...although we have run out of shake n vac.
Rimmer: Learning drugs Lister? You know those things are banned. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.
Lister: *counts off fingers* Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning!
Rimmer: Git
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:37 am
Cat: That's the first meal I ever had where the container tasted better than the food! Huh!
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:54 am
Lister: What about this one? [cable]
Holly: That plugs into the yellow wire....
BOOM!...... Lister is sent flying.
Holly:..Or was it the white one...Yeah it was the white one.
The delivery on that one deserves an award.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:40 am
Rimmer: 'Mind that bus.' 'What bus?' 'Splat'
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Lister: 'Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?'
Rimmer: 'I'm off to see the wizard...'
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:10 pm
KRYTEN: Perhaps Sir, you could learn to love pasta?
LISTER: eek ... stare ...Pasta? Are you sick?!
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RIMMER: As a mark of respect on Sunday, we were thinking of holding a minute's flatulence...
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KRYTEN: Sir... that is not a giant pizza...
LISTER: It's 6 foot across, how's that not giant?! What kind of pizza house have you been going to - The Fat Bastardaria?
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LISTER: Kryten man, what have I done?
KRYTEN: Well Sir, you've brought the 20th Century to the very brink of destruction... gum?
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CAT: Chicken's good!
LISTER: Yeah, really nice...
KRYTEN: That's not chicken Sirs.
can't remember: What is it?
KRYTEN: It's that man we found earlier. I just thought it'd be such a waste to just leave him lying there when he barbequed so beautifully...
*major paraphrasing! sweatdrop *
RIMMER: One minute you're down, the next you're right back up again...
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CAT: We've been copied more times than that poster of the tennis player scratchin' her butt!
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LISTER: *after uber-emotional moment* SMEG! I forgot to ask if there were any curry houses in Dallas!
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xd Gotta love Tikka To Ride... though I must admit - I adore the music that plays when JFK shoots himself... brings a tear to my eye... whee
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:29 am
I think it goes like this...
Lister: Alright, so we're 1 million lightyears from earth, then tell me, how the smeg did I get this? *holds up trafficcone*
I love that traffic cone <3
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:27 pm
HOLLY (to RIMMER): We're offering you a second chance at life, and an opportunity to screw it up in a new and original way!
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:44 pm
Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry...Heyyyy!!!
Lister: Shhhh!! Rimmer's dad's died.
Cat: I'd prefer a chicken
rofl Gets me everytime!!
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