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Ok, GO!!! I DON'T CARE!!! You can't have the Mango! It's for my friend! Except...except he doesn't like mangoes...He likes to play with rusty spoons. That's why he's in the hospital! With gout. o0 Too bad neither of us knew what gout was...So we went to look it up in the dictionary.and we found out its a part of llamas body. We both then had an instant urge to go search for llamas. It turned out to be a bad feeling because at the llama farm we travelled to we got showered in their spit. But it turned out all right because I needed a shower.

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Ok, GO!!! I DON'T CARE!!! You can't have the Mango! It's for my friend! Except...except he doesn't like mangoes...He likes to play with rusty spoons. That's why he's in the hospital! With gout. o0 Too bad neither of us knew what gout was...So we went to look it up in the dictionary.and we found out its a part of llamas body. We both then had an instant urge to go search for llamas. It turned out to be a bad feeling because at the llama farm we travelled to we got showered in their spit. But it turned out all right because I needed a shower. When I got home to shower, I found Mama kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe and it aint even Christmas yet! I then jumped the fat man wearing red and i proceeded to pull out his beard one hair at a time santa yelping in pain.

In a random turn of events, a new Hero was born.

Try to keep up Mjilnor, this is a new story line... xp

In a random turn of events, a new Hero was born. He was 7 feet tall and can wrestle a lion even as a babe. His mother suffered greatly during the delivery, as she was a mere 5 feet, 110 pound wisp of a woman.

In a random turn of events, a new Hero was born. He was 7 feet tall and can wrestle a lion even as a babe. His mother suffered greatly during the delivery, as she was a mere 5 feet, 110 pound wisp of a woman. Needless to say, she decide to become a hermit and lived in the middle of a deep jungle surrounded by a moat with vicious steve-irwin-killing sting rays as companions. Fortunately, her story ends there, as she attempted to make friends with the sting rays, and was herself stung to death in much the same way.

In a random turn of events, a new Hero was born. He was 7 feet tall and can wrestle a lion even as a babe. His mother suffered greatly during the delivery, as she was a mere 5 feet, 110 pound wisp of a woman. Needless to say, she decide to become a hermit and lived in the middle of a deep jungle surrounded by a moat with vicious steve-irwin-killing sting rays as companions. Fortunately, her story ends there, as she attempted to make friends with the sting rays, and was herself stung to death in much the same way.

The Hero, in the meantime, was out hunting mand-eating monkeys on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. When he heard of his dear mother's death, he was completely devastated. Fortunately for him, the monkeys all died from starvation, since edible mand is hard to come by, even for mand-eating monkeys.

In a random turn of events, a new Hero was born. He was 7 feet tall and can wrestle a lion even as a babe. His mother suffered greatly during the delivery, as she was a mere 5 feet, 110 pound wisp of a woman. Needless to say, she decide to become a hermit and lived in the middle of a deep jungle surrounded by a moat with vicious steve-irwin-killing sting rays as companions. Fortunately, her story ends there, as she attempted to make friends with the sting rays, and was herself stung to death in much the same way.

The Hero, in the meantime, was out hunting mand-eating monkeys on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. When he heard of his dear mother's death, he was completely devastated. Fortunately for him, the monkeys all died from starvation, since edible mand is hard to come by, even for mand-eating monkeys. After making sure the monkeys were dead(*ehem* via his handy-dandy portable brass knuckles), he stuffed them in his handy-dandy alligater carrying bag(NOT hand-bag stressed ) and embarked to save his mother dearie from the clutches of Hades.

Hades, being a God, heard of the Hero's quest. He decided to throw a few obstacles in the Hero's path, to test his resolve.