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"Yes... and muffins."

*(after bursting out of the turkey)
Gir: Yay! I was the turkey all along! I was the turkey, ME!

*Gir: I need tacos, i need them or i will explode... that happens to me somtimes"

GIR: Awww I whanted to explode. cry

Zim: Your lages are stupid.

GIR: The knowledge it fills me it is neet. I say that a lot when people tell me things I didn't know. smile

Episode 7 - Dark Harvest

Kid: Argh my organs! *falls over*
Zim: *laughs evilly* Inferior human organs! *gets hit with ball* Baah, my Squiddelyspooch! *groans*
Dib: Squiddelyspooch? Did you hear that Gaz? That's no human organ. Huamns don't have squiddeluspooches.
Gaz: I've got a squiddelyspooch.
Dib: *frown* Aw, if only i had some kinda way of looking inside his body.
*Truck pulls up*
Delivery guy: I'm looking for a Mr. Dib?
Dib: That's me! *takes box and signs for it* It's my personal X-scope. I ordered it from the back of cropcircles magazine.
Gaz: You had it dilivered to school?
Zim: Hey! Throw it over here you filthy stinking friends!
Dib: Incredible! See Gaz to defeat my enemy I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemies clothes then...
Gaz: You're in my light

Scene Change

Miss Bitters: So you see, Ring around the roses, refers to the hirrible symptions of a terrifying desise. *pigeon lands on Zims head* A desise which
Pigeon: Coo
Miss Bitters: A desise which
Pigeon: Coo
Miss Bitters: Zim!
Zim: Sir!
Miss Bitters: There's a Pigeon on your head, you've got head pigeons, get to the nurse before they spread to the other children.
Zim: Yes Miss Bitters!
Miss Bitters: No leaving the classroom without a hallpass, Zim
Zim: Of course
Miss Bitters: If you leave school grounds it will expload
Dib: You know Zim, when the nurse examines you she'll notice that you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short trip to the hospital, and from there to an alien autopsy table. And then your just another segment on mysterious mysteries.
Zim: I'll be fine. I'll be my squieddlyspooch on it.

Scene Change

Hall monitor: Hey, where's your hall pass?

Zim: Say you're full of organs aren't you?
Hall monitor: Why yes, yes i am
Zim: And you wouldn't notice if you were say, missing a few?
Hall monitor: Probably not.
Zim: *Evil laugh*
Hall monitor: *screams:

Scene Change

Miss Bitters: And then the rats came, thousands of them, dirty sirty rats and these weren't the cuddly kind of rats you get in todays sewers.
Dib: Miss Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can i go to the nurse
Miss Bitter: How far in your brain?
Dib: Pretty far
Miss Bitters: All right. Take the oxsilery(sp???) hall pass

Scene Change

Dib: I'm looking for the pigeon head kid
Nurse: Nobodies come in with head pidgeons yet man
Dib: Zim, the green kid
Nurse: Oh the green child. He's over there doubled over in pain.
Hall monitor: The cooing, the cooing
Nurse: He's missing his liver, that's how some kids react to the cafateria food. The lucky ones.
Dib: It's Zim, it has to be. He's stealing organs and replacing them with stuff. He must be stopped
Nurse: Don't forget your hall pass
Dib: right

Scene Change

Dib: Must warn others *cooing sound* Zim, Zim. Do not show fear. This is me without fear. And a 62 pound hall pass. *rags heater, bell goes gets knocked down* Wait, your organs, in danger.
Girl: I don't feel so good.
Dib: The hallpass

Scene Change

Dib: Look at them and it's not even ketchep and rice day. Gaz!
Gaz: Don't bother me Dib, i'm in the zone. *checks organs, finds Zim*
Dib: That's it Zim, this has to stop!
Zim: I'm afraid i don't know what you're talking about.
Dib: Look at you! YOu've gone to far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs
Zim: I've been working out
Dib: You think you can fool a trained medical proffesional?
Zim: Yes
Dib: So i suppose you've got a heart in there?
Zim: six of them
Dib: Intestines?
Zim: Large or small?
Dib: Speen?
Zim: In three different colours
Dib: What about lungs?
Zim: *gasp*
Pigeon: Coo
Dib: You won't find lungs on my watch Zim! You! you look like you've still got all your organs
Tourque: Yeah so?
Dib: You're in danger. Come with me
Tourque: Umm, i have to go lift things
Dib: Then i'll come with you

Scene Change

Dib: And he wants to destroy us all, now you may think i'm crazt but you'll thank me. You'll all thank me! Alien are kinda a hobby of mine, well mor elike a way of life really.
Torque: Man you're creeping me out
Dib: I have vague memories of being taken abord an alien spaceship as a baby. I'm not sure but i think they were doing tests on me, trying to create some kinda genius super baby perhaps? Torque, Torque Specky is that you? Come on man talk to me, let me know you're still here. *pigeon sound* *gasp* *pigeon sound* Torque Specky! *pigeon sound* No! *pigeon sound* Noooooooo!

Scene Change

Miss Bitters: That one has head pigeons, the other one is just annoying. Fix it
Dib: your stupid plan won't work Zim. You'll never pull this off.
Zim: You speak crazyness Earth-boy. More organs means more human, it will work
Nurse: There. Why you're one of the heathyest little children i've ever seen. And such plentiful organs. And what's the matter with you young man? Ahhh, it isn't human. It's horrible
Dib: But he
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