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Temari: why do i always end up on the same team as this guy who plays with dolls and the freak

Sasuke: (bursting into song and dance) anything you can do i can do better...

Tsunada: no more sake, i think ill go do some work

Sasuke: I'm not emo... REALLY!
Naruto: Ino!!! Let's go out and talk about how much we hate Sakura
Lee: Gai SENSEI!!! Stop hugging me!!! Agh Gay man!!!!!!

Naruto: Sakura, do you shut up? *Blows Sakura's head off*
Lee: I feel all exposed (referring to green jupsuit)
Sasuke: Lyke, OMG! Really? (fangirl voice)
Ino: Sakura, you're my idol
Hinata: Bring it on, *Word of your choice*!
Kabuto:I love you, Shizune.
Sakura:I really do have a big forehead, don't I?
Orochimaru:I'm Covergirl's new model! KYAAA!
Iruka:Why do I have a scar across my nose?

Asuma

· "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

· "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza, shove it."
· "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."

Jiraiya

· "Oh man not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, ******** this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Kiba

· "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs…"
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you, Neji."


Orochimaru

· "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you, your such a b****. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!

Tsunade

· "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."

naruto: scream F*** ramen!
sakura: stare man i have a huge forehead.
shino: gonk AAAHHHH! A BUG! (runs away in a girly matter)
sauske: emo if your emo and you know it clap your hands(singing)
Lee: 4laugh i want a pink suit now.
Kabuto: wahmbulance Put ya stunna shades on!
orochimaru surprised oooooooh...iiim aa ghooossst!
Jiraya: Tsunade...you're flat chested!
gaara: hello friends mrgreen !
kakashi: scream sharingan sucks!
neji: crying i wish i could have the sharingan.

what do you think?

Sasuske: *singing* Zip-a-de-do-da.
Naruto: no more ramen! please not the ramen!
(sorry all i could come up with)

sakura would never say "I love naruto" lol