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 Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:31 pm
"Growls at painting, clutching it tightly* "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" - Dark (D.N. Angel)
"Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless...you're talking to me!! I don't mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!" - Toto (D.N. Angel)
"No matter where you are...everyone is always connected." - Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)
Sousuke Sagara: [to a mass of hysterical students] What are you people crying for?
Kaname Chidori: Quiet, you! We're all busy reflecting on the human conscience right now. You just stay over there and die!
Ms. Kagurazaka: As this is an activity outside school grounds I ask that everybody act in an appropriate manner
[turning harshly to Sousuke]
Ms. Kagurazaka: Especially Sagara! Is that understood?
Sousuke Sagara: Yes, ma'am. I shall put my skills to good use to defend the honor of our cherished school, it's a privilege, ma'am!
Ms. Kagurazaka: I mean, do you understand the meaning of the word "appropriate"?
Sousuke Sagara: Yes. I will make sure to use the appropriate weapon.
Ms. Kagurazaka: No!
[the entire class winces]
Issei Tsubaki: Sagara! Sagara! Sagara!
[can't see because his glasses aren't on and he is looking for Sousuke among the class]
Sousuke Sagara: Put your glasses on, Tsubaki
Issei Tsubaki: Shut up! Why didn't you make it to the duel?
Sousuke Sagara: What duel?
Issei Tsubaki: Don't play stupid, you know I put a letter of challenge in your locker yesterday!
Kaname Chidori: [slides over] So that was a letter of challenge
Sousuke Sagara: That's news to me...
Issei Tsubaki: What? You mean you didn't read it?
Sousuke Sagara: I'm afraid I couldn't I blew it up.
Issei Tsubaki: What are you, some kind of freak? Take this, Sagara!
Issei Tsubaki: [takes the Janitor down instead with the move he had intended to hit Sousuke with] Well, have you learned your lesson, Sagara?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:18 pm
"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)
"I will protect my ninja way!" - Rock Lee (Naruto)
"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)
Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)
You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)
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Lolita no Kitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:20 am
OMG! I died. . . just now. My insides 'sploded.
"C'mon, scribbles on the bathroom wall. Please show me the path that I must follow."
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at that one!
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:38 am
"That means Syaroan's pretty hot stuff." -Mokona (TRC)
"Dammit, there are so many idiots who's asses I have to kick. I needa keep a list or something..." -Edward Elric (FMA)
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:05 pm
"You are an Idiot and of the highest order too. I really hate you"
-Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)
Yuki said it to Kyo 4laugh I love it when he says he hates Kyo!
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:40 pm
Lolita no Kitsune OMG! I died. . . just now. My insides 'sploded.
"C'mon, scribbles on the bathroom wall. Please show me the path that I must follow."
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at that one!
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:45 pm
Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn't have an IQ of 100.
Hyatt: Or even double digits" (Excel Saga)
Murrue: That's sexual harassment, major.
Mwu: Wha? It is?" (Gundam Seed)
"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)
Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash [talking to Wolfwood] (Trigun)
"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)
"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" - Vegeku (Dragon Ball Z)
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:09 am
Lolita no Kitsune OMG! I died. . . just now. My insides 'sploded.
"C'mon, scribbles on the bathroom wall. Please show me the path that I must follow."
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at that one! You need to see Excel Saga if you haven't yet. It's one of the funniests animes I've ever seen.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:55 pm
Gravitation Quotes
Eiri Yuki: Quiet! I haven't cried in six years and my head is really killing me.
Shuichi Shindo: Six years? You're just too cool! As for me, I cry at least once a day. Man, that's just mega-cool! It's like you have a dark past or something! Oh, right. You really do.
K: I'll bet that he must have spent the entire day mixing it up, licking, and banging.
Sakano: [shouts] What? Mixing it up? Shindou wouldn't do anything that goes against public order and morals! But licking with Mr. Yuki... ahhh! Oh, my sweet baby!
K: What are you getting so excited about? Mixing it up means enjoying yourself at the beach. Licking refers to yummy soft serve ice cream. Banging means hustling at the mole-hitting game.
Sakano: Oh. I knew that.
[Shuichi, disguised as luggage, is being dragged away by airport security] Shuichi Shindo: Leggo, you b*****d! You're discriminating against suitcases!
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:30 pm
Hahaha I that scene with K and Sakano! xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:45 pm
TaijimaNarumi Hahaha I that scene with K and Sakano! xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:31 pm
La Bijou Lolita no Kitsune OMG! I died. . . just now. My insides 'sploded.
"C'mon, scribbles on the bathroom wall. Please show me the path that I must follow."
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at that one! You have to tell me that episode! I need to see that!
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Lolita no Kitsune Vice Captain
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Lolita no Kitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:45 pm
"You can't chase what doesn't run." Sha Gojyo from Saiyuki.
He was talking about women.
Gawd Gojyo is Great!
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:40 pm
Lolita no Kitsune La Bijou Lolita no Kitsune OMG! I died. . . just now. My insides 'sploded.
"C'mon, scribbles on the bathroom wall. Please show me the path that I must follow."
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at that one! You have to tell me that episode! I need to see that!
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:43 pm
Excel Saga Quotes
Commander: I'm giving you whimps a special training exercise. Build one dog house within the day. If it's late, there'll be no mercy
Hyatt: How can I ever repay you for such kindness?
Watanabe: Oh, don't worry about it. It's only natural to help someone in trouble, that's the kind of guy I am.
Old Man: Aagh, my back!
Man: Oh, I dropped my wallet!
Woman: Aagh, somebody's kidnapped my baby!
Watanabe: Shut up! Can't you be in trouble quietly?
Key: My name is Key. I am a key. And could you perhaps be... (to Excel) my keyhole?
Nabeshin: Don't worry girls, I've got it all under control! Explosions fix EVERYTHING!
Ropponmatsu: "Disarm the bomb, dismantle it
That's what I'm gona do!
If you cut the red, then I'm gonna cut the blue
Just three seconds left untill it spells our doom!
Make a little oopsy and we all go BOOM!"
Iwata accidentally bursts into the women's locker room.]
Watanabe: Day One, and it's already going downhill.
Sumiyoshi: Pretend we're strangers.
Watanabe: I always do.
[Iwata grabs Watanabe's ankle as he tries to escape from the angry women.]
Iwata: Watanabe, Sumiyoshi, please help me!
Watanabe: Hey, let go of me- you damn stupid stranger who I have never seen before!
Bowling Guy: I'm known as the Ball Flicker from Hell. Your skill means nothing to me, and I'm sending you to the gutter.
Excel: Did you say "Balls Licker from Hell"?
Bowling Guy: Not Balls Licker, dammit- Ball Flicker!
Have you noticed anything peculiar...peculiar, happening in your surroundings?"
"Ummmmmm..."
"What do you mean by that, sir?"
"A conspiracy...any type of interference that smells of sabotage...events along those lines."
"Well..."
"Hm? Yes, Excel? What is it?"
"Sir! The dog around the block barked at me! I believe it to be psychological warfare! My water bill just went up! I believe it to be an attempt to cut off supplies! I tripped on a banana peel! I believe it to be the fruit conspiracy; a hand-picked bunch planted throughout our nation, whose branches....my puncliinneee...."
- Lord Ilpalazzo, Hyatt, and Excel
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