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Sometimes they might actually have some useful information. And sleep is good.

Don't we all . . .

Don't we all. ^^

I would be able to do that, but my stupid tummy goes 'owwie' around 3 unless I've wonk'd my sleeping schedule. In which case, it would be dead at around 6 or 7. Maybe 8 or 9 if I'm lucky. Sometimes I want to grow sharp, strong claws, rip out my tummy, slam it on the floor, smash it with a sledgehammer, and stomp on it a couple times. I'd rather not eat at all than eat and feel barfy afterwards. I'm not bullemic stressed

Also it goes 'owwie' when I first wake up. The dumb thing doesn't know when to shut up. It'll finally chill around 4 pm, and then in a half hour be hungry so I feed it and it's back to 'owwie' again. I hate it. I want it to die.

Uh oh. Pizza guy with SEVEN cups of coffee??! 8[


Hey it turns out that I have hiatal hernia, so that's why I have all these dumb stomach aches. Da buttholes. I wish my diaphragm was placed correctly so it didn't make my tummy spew acids into my asophogus and make my asphogus think it's a tummy, thus burning itself from the inside out.

Eh, I could shut this down. Who cares what jobs are taken care of by who? No one's gonna post unacceptable stuff. And if they do, the person reading it can take action. We're all mods of this guild. I think this is best sent to the chatterbox.