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 Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:12 am
Can someone help me with this left foot of mine?
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:40 am
I guess not. *pulls out a small tub full of warm water and soaks his feet in them*
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:58 am
*brandishes the cutlass back in that direction*
And what help would ya be needing?! A foot is a foot yeah?
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:09 pm
Fwoosh! i return! i 'ave been vacationing among the natives of a nearby island, but i be back. thank ye to everyone who took over fer me in me absence, yer assistance may be again again soon. see... somehow i was made a part of the tribe, so i may have to leave again in a short time.
yes, i do need a dentist, i dont excactly understand the work meself, so whoever it was that offered, i'd be 'appy to take ye up. the druggist, however, i will interveiw personally, as i want no poor handling of such things. nurses are always welcome, but if ye currently be drunk, keep out of me clinic.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:09 pm
Juast a littel tipshay! Tipsy I say! Can still fix people up right good. Rum will fix anything....
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:23 pm
Huzzah! i now have a dentist! if ye have a toothache or anything else of the sort, hydrogelic is the one to talk to.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:56 pm
Yarr i be hearing rumors of a decent cat residing here.....
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:12 pm
Here lives a very fine cat indeed. I warn ye, he's a mite angry at ye already. i wouldnt get too close...
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:29 pm
Narr it be fine, that cat aint no problem... I just be figurin that ye'd want to know bout the natural healing properties of cats when dried out, ground into a fine powder and applied to a wound.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:31 am
keep talking, ye may be needin' some of these "healin' properties" if ye dont leave soon. Bearsnack is getting rather angry...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:48 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:04 am
Bouldersan keep talking, ye may be needin' some of these "healin' properties" if ye dont leave soon. Bearsnack is getting rather angry... Darkwhiskers made a fortune by writing and marketing his own cat cookery book. 'One hundred and one ways to skin a cat' . Needless to say , he is a danger to any kitty , no matter how angry it is In this situation Bearsnack will probably have to use the power of ....
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:49 am
BEARSNACK NINJA DEATH ATTACK!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:54 am
I also found this unique way to appeal to a japanese market involving a patented bottling process..... I mean they love them so cute and furry!
>.>
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*away*
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:25 pm
well, as a result of the growing number of cats on this island, i be goin' tae go an' learn the veterinarian's trade. it'll only take 2 weeks or so, but i'll be stoppin' off on my way back, so i'll be gone a total o' three weeks. i leave tomorrow night. my apologies if this causes any problems, as it did last time, but now that i 'ave a competent (i hope) co-worker, i can feel at least a little more at peace about my leavin'. from tomorrow at 11 pm pacific time, until i return on august 22nd, hydrogelic is in charge o' the office. as such, any and all injuries are tae be reported tae him. thank ye, and i apologise again fer leavin'.
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